Chris WOODS

[Silent Bob]

Casper Angrekan.

 

[footychick]

Keeshishev :US:
(like Quiche)

 

[BrickTamland]

People spelling Bennett with only one T!!!!

 

[BensGrandad]

Not sure I'd ever picked up on the Bens Grandad bit.

Nor have I but if it keeps child like minds active let it be.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Sure we've had Tony Elphick and who can forget Lua Lua Lua

 

[Eggman]

No more Lua Lua Lua

 

[Beach Hut]

No more Lua Lua Lua

He was from the orient Lau Lau

 

[Comedy Steve]

I've heard Indigo a few times as well.

Worst attempt was on the way home the other evening I flicked over to SCR to try and catch a travel report, and some bint was reading the sports news about Gus and Calderon being nominated for the monthly award.

"Indig...Indo...Indero Col...Calerdron...."

And it turns out it's not even Inigo. The second i is like 'yi' - so it really does sound like "In yer go". Just say Inyigo, and that's perfect, apparently.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I see Craig DAVIS scored yet again, too.

 

[FLAIRtastic]

Kaz Luer Luer.
Seriously.

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

Heard at Woking that Radostin Kishishev was pronounced: Radostain Kishishishov

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Someone near me calls Calderon simply 'Spaniard' or 'Pedro'.

The same man used to call Frutos 'Fruity' or 'Frenchman'.

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Foster was the one that really got to me however the worst was the constant shouting of "JOOOOOOOE" everytime "Joe Anyinsah" got the ball. It wasn't even hard to say the three syllable "ANYINSAH" and one bloke called him, no joke," Joe "ALAZANZA" for the entirety of the season which was quite frankly a fecking disgrace...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I remember once hearing a foreign stadium announcer call Emile Heskey, Emily Peskey.

 

[Lush]

who can forget Lua Lua Lua

That's what he's known as in the West Country.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Kaz Luer Luer.
Seriously.

One of the presenters on South East today kept pronouncing his name like that. Is it really that hard to get it right?!

 

[thejackal]

I stood up during last season's home game against the Scummers and shouted "Danny Hammond you wanker". Then I realised that DANNY Hammond is an old mate of mine and DEAN Hammond is a turncoat scummer.... F@il....