Choose three things to make this country/life better!

[El Sid]

Scrap National Insurance.
Return of National Service with free Uni Tuition fees for those completing 2 years service.
Cycle ban on A-Roads.

 

[Huple]

The return of Houseparty on Southern TV.
A ban on Babybell cheeses in all supermarkets.
The re-introduction of policemen who would perforate your eardrum when clipping you around the head for being cheeky by calling him helmet head.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

1) Anyone that in any way harms animals to be exterminated.

There would be nobody left. If you think I am going to abandon my home and garden to flies, fleas, slugs and snails, then you can think again.

 

[Suomi Hypoxia]

1. Abolish Milton Keynes.
2. No one allowed to stand for parliament unless they've consumed more mind altering substances than Bez from the Happy Mondays.
3. Tony Blair to face trial for war crimes.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

- Bubble-wrap stations at every street corner, ensuring higher levels of satisfaction and general well being.

- The return of the original Sunny Delight, none of this newfangled 'healthier' stuff. If I'm not glowing orange after a glass then it's not how it should be.

- The Winter Olympics to be held every year, rotating through the continents. Ghana should be first.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

- Bubble-wrap stations at every street corner, ensuring higher levels of satisfaction and general well being.

- The return of the original Sunny Delight, none of this newfangled 'healthier' stuff. If I'm not glowing orange after a glass then it's not how it should be.

- The Winter Olympics to be held every year, rotating through the continents. Ghana should be first.

That would be the old Sunny D made with copious amounts of vegetable oil. Mmmmmouthwatering.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

1. Legalise cannabis
2. Criminalise shit alcohol - Fosters, Strongbow, Carling, Carslberg etc.
3. Free all performing dolphins.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

1. Prevent non residents from purchasing UK properties.
2. Anyone fly-tipping or throwing litter out of a vehicle gets a driving ban for first offence, and then jailed.
3. Caller display for all incoming calls, including overseas.

 

[Mayonaise]

Reconfigure traffic lights so you don't have to pointlessly sit and wait if nobody is coming from the other way.

A continuous stream of Game of Thrones so that I don't have to wait for the next season

Ban the Jeremy Kyle show

 

[easynow]

Faster approval for progressive infrastructure projects such as the expansion of the congested gatwick and heathrow, HS2, renewable energy etc
All shows such as made in chelsea, the only way is essex, sun sex and shitty parents to be replaced by BBC4 type programming.
Legalize psychedelic drugs that have been overwhelmly proved by peer-reviewed science to help with many physical and mental illnesses.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

1 The return of free sets of useless household objects with vouchers collected at petrol stations
2 Monkey tennis
3 All train companies to provide instant refunds if you don't get a seat

 

[Vegas Seagull]

300 days of sunshine a year

Guaranteed 100% hangover cure

Like a decade ago Bobby Z to top the scorers charts by 7 (for us)

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

1. All automatic doors to make the same noise that automatic doors make in Star Trek
2. Free monkey bikes for pensioners
3. Compulsory "comedy" facial tattooing for any politician caught lying/cheating/queue jumping etc

 

[BadFish]

1. More than three choice on this thread

 

[pastafarian]

1/ Abolish Religion
2/ Abolish Religion
3/ Abolish Religion

This constant religious killing/hatred gives me ballache

 

[DavePage]

let the foxes run free, assuming they are not from Leicester

 

[DavePage]

Reconfigure traffic lights so you don't have to pointlessly sit and wait if nobody is coming from the other way.
Move to Woodstock Ontario
A continuous stream of Game of Thrones so that I don't have to wait for the next season
Haven’t had time to see any yet, don’t tell me end.
Ban the Jeremy Kyle show

How else would we get to see CHAVS on TV?

 

[pasty]

1. Turn Southern rail and Network rail into reliable transport operators
2. Make rain taste of beer
3. Train dogs to curl out fresh donuts instead of dog-pooh so even if owners leave it on the ground, nobody else would mind

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

- 3 day weekends
- Reduce population by 50%
- Better weather

What if you were among the 50% reduction............

 

[Return of the Rev]

1. Turn Southern rail and Network rail into reliable transport operators
2. Make rain taste of beer
3. Train dogs to curl out fresh donuts instead of dog-pooh so even if owners leave it on the ground, nobody else would mind

You live in a fantasy world! Reliable transport operators