Choose three things to make this country/life better!

[Return of the Rev]

1 Would be great if they could invent a camera small enough to attach to bumble bees

2 All dogs to be licensed and dna coded so uncollected dog do could be tested and sent back to the owners through the post

3 Could somebody invent a saucepan lid to fit all sizes(might already be done)

What three thinks do want to see!

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Mmmm Country Life ...

 

[surrey jim]

1. Public transport to be a convenient and affordable alternative to cars
2. More sunshine / warmer climate
3. Reduction in the London centric / South east pull of the UK.

 

[Guinness Boy]

1. Free beer on Mondays
2. A new law that forces The Daily Express to print the words "This is actually bollocks" next to every headline.
3. All politicians to wear comedy face disguises and sumo suits when appearing on the Andrew Marr Show.

 

[knocky1]

Stop all their advertising for huge Country Estates and footballers' chav pads and concentrate more on rural interests such as horticulture, bee-keeping, country walks etc.

 

[Goldstone1976]

1. Free beer on Mondays
2. A new law that forces The Daily Express to print the words "This is actually bollocks" next to every headline.
3. All politicians to wear comedy face disguises and sumo suits when appearing on the Andrew Marr Show.

Remind me - when are you standing for parliament?

I'd be happy with all these.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Monorail
Monorail
Monorail

 

[DavidRyder]

1) Anyone that in any way harms animals to be exterminated.
2) All villages to have that fuzzy warm affect that the cameras give on The Vicar Of Dibley
3) A free bacon sarnie and beverage to be placed under every seat at the Amex pre-game (if you're reading Tony...)

 

[Return of the Rev]

Monorail
Monorail
Monorail

Afraid that's only 1

 

[Trufflehound]

Hovercars.
Mondays to be abolished and replaced with an extra Friday each week.
Free beer on Fridays.

 

[Mattywerewolf]

Sign a striker
Sign an attacking mid
Sign a winger

 

[StonehamPark]

Good thread.

1: Restrict core business hours to 0800 - 1800 or implement 9-10 hour work days giving us a 3 day weekend.
2: Restrict rain times from midnight to 0500 -and enforce sunshine to at least 6 hours per day.
3: Everybody/family should be able to own their own home.

 

[DavidRyder]

Hovercars.
Mondays to be abolished and replaced with an extra Friday each week.
Free beer on Fridays.

I'm assuming that would be free beer on BOTH Fridays? Would be a shame to discriminate against one of them....

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm assuming that would be free beer on BOTH Fridays? Would be a shame to discriminate against one of them....

Absolutely. It would be an equal opportunities policy for drinkers whichever Friday they prefer.

 

[fat old seagull]

1) Anyone that in any way harms animals to be exterminated.
2) All villages to have that fuzzy warm affect that the cameras give on The Vicar Of Dibley
3) A free bacon sarnie and beverage to be placed under every seat at the Amex pre-game (if you're reading Tony...)

This is good, but some tiny adjustments .......

1. As it is.
2. Everywhere.
3. Under any seat you sit at.

 

[Whitechapel]

Monorail
Monorail
Monorail

Well it's put Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook on the map!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Better weather
Better trains
Better Albion strikers

 

[DavidRyder]

This is good, but some tiny adjustments .......

1. As it is.
2. Everywhere.
3. Under any seat you sit at.

I can see that I was not pushing my imagination as far as yours! Yes, your improvements are spot on... [just looks under his work chair - nothing]... I'm guessing they'll take time to implement....

 

[desprateseagull]

1. Scrap MP expenses.
2. Sign Bobby Zamora.
3. Free donuts for everyone!

 

[swindonseagull]

2 All dogs to be licensed and dna coded so uncollected dog do could be tested and sent back to the owners through the post:

I always pick up my dogs little gifts, I think owners who dont should be banned from keeping dogs.

BUT recently horses have been taken in parks and footpaths when will owners of horses be made to clean up after they have droped 10 lbs of crap?