Choccywoccydoodah attacked

[TomandJerry]

A BURGLAR knocked over a £2,000 cake and stole cash from a chocolaterie till.

Sometime between 8pm on Tuesday and 9am yesterday the thief broke into Choccywoccydoodah in Meeting House Lane, Brighton.


Who was IT

 

[Man of Harveys]

A chocolate burglar? In Brighton?

 

[grummitts gloves]

A BURGLAR knocked over a £2,000 cake and stole cash from a chocolaterie till.

Sometime between 8pm on Tuesday and 9am yesterday the thief broke into Choccywoccydoodah in Meeting House Lane, Brighton.


Who was IT

Big Hilda.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A BURGLAR knocked over a £2,000 cake and stole cash from a chocolaterie till.

Sometime between 8pm on Tuesday and 9am yesterday the thief broke into Choccywoccydoodah in Meeting House Lane, Brighton.

After Eights then?

 

[SAC]

I love the article in The Mail where they take the piss out of the burglar for taking £60 but leaving three eggs worth £25k. Bungling burglar ignored three hand crafted Easter eggs worth £25,000. Each one weighs 100kg and is three feet tall and made entirely of Belgian chocolate.

Did they really expect a burglar to be able to carry 300kg of eggs and to know where to sell them on?

 

[WhingForPresident]

In before the inevitable ENREST thread.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Excuse my ignorance, but how can a cake be worth 2000 quid, or indeed 3 Easter Eggs be worth 25,000 quid?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Excuse my ignorance, but how can a cake be worth 2000 quid, or indeed 3 Easter Eggs be worth 25,000 quid?

Eggtortionate prices.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Excuse my ignorance, but how can a cake be worth 2000 quid, or indeed 3 Easter Eggs be worth 25,000 quid?

Cocoa prices set to soar on world commodities market as shortage begins to bite ...

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Excuse my ignorance, but how can a cake be worth 2000 quid, or indeed 3 Easter Eggs be worth 25,000 quid?

Exactly what i was thinking. Maybe the Burglar realised that if not being purchased from said snazzy shop they would be pretty worthless. The world has gone mad.

Yes you could probably get a few quid for them from someone that was willing to buy them but it would be more hassle, make no where near £25,000 and probably bring attention

Reports to police of 'xxx was trying to sell a watch in the Dog and Duck' are probably ten a penny but 'xxx was trying to sell an easter egg for £8,000' would probably give the game away!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

They've now caught the burglar.

When asked him how he managed to break in, he replied "No problem at all. It was very easy".

 

[AmexRuislip]

Might have been the milk tray man?

 

[Chinman3000]

I heard a wispa that the twix that did this was bounty be caught eventually. You cant boost a chocy shop and expect them to rolo-ver.

They've got him by the short and curlywurlys

 

[gregbrighton]

I heard a wispa that the twix that did this was bounty be caught eventually. You cant boost a chocy shop and expect them to rolo-ver.

They've got him by the short and curlywurlys

That was awful

 

[The Spanish]

Excuse my ignorance, but how can a cake be worth 2000 quid, or indeed 3 Easter Eggs be worth 25,000 quid?

i presume they would lose some of this value when they are melted down, like the brinks matt bullion.

 

[Guinness Boy]

i presume they would lose some of this value when they are melted down, like the brinks matt bullion.

If that happens the yoke will be on them.

 

[Guinness Boy]

A BURGLAR knocked over a £2,000 cake and stole cash from a chocolaterie till.

Sometime between 8pm on Tuesday and 9am yesterday the thief broke into Choccywoccydoodah in Meeting House Lane, Brighton.


Who was IT

You square it across the penalty area with the defence beaten...........

A chocolate burglar? In Brighton?

....and you tap it home in to an empty net.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I suppose the other question is who would buy them, but I have just thought of the answer: Mr Agustein.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I heard a wispa that the twix that did this was bounty be caught eventually. You cant boost a chocy shop and expect them to rolo-ver.

They've got him by the short and curlywurlys

He's looking at spending some time behind bars

 

[The Spanish]

He's looking at spending some time behind bars

But when he comes out his jail time will be good for his credibility as a wrapper