Not a word I use often but:-You'd be surprised...nothing quite beats the heart-sinking moment when you hear some deluded father screaming "shape" at a bunch of five year olds.
I hate football dads.
I have to stand as far from them as physically possible because they wind me up, so much.
Luckily jnr's a goalie so I can legitimately stand a distance behind the goal.
A bunch of contradicting deluded kill-joys.
Come the revolution I'd demand silence from the touchline, only allowing clapping.