Children find human head on beach

[Lady Whistledown]

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Tayside and Central | Children find human head on beach

 

[Tooting Gull]

They read that out on the news a while ago on talkSPORT, and it was one of those occasions when you just thought - I don't want to hear that at two o'clock in the afternoon.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

They read that out on the news a while ago on talkSPORT, and it was one of those occasions when you just thought - I don't want to hear that at two o'clock in the afternoon.

Any preferred time?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Any preferred time?

So predictable.

Clearly there is no good time to have your head cut off, put in a bag, and see it wash up on a Scottish beach. Equally, there is no good time to hear this story. But maybe leave it until the kids have gone to bed.

 

[Questions]

So predictable.

Clearly there is no good time to have your head cut off, put in a bag, and see it wash up on a Scottish beach. Equally, there is no good time to hear this story. But maybe leave it until the kids have gone to bed.

You probably wouldn`t actually see it though would you.................. I mean if your head had been cut off like...

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

So predictable.

Clearly there is no good time to have your head cut off, put in a bag, and see it wash up on a Scottish beach. Equally, there is no good time to hear this story. But maybe leave it until the kids have gone to bed.

Of course, most kids are at school at two o'clock in the afternoon, and not listening to TalkSport.

 

[Yorkie]

Of course, most kids are at school at two o'clock in the afternoon, and not listening to TalkSport.

Unless they are on school holidays.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

So the kids were 'playing on the beach in Angus' on the first day of April were they? Yeah, RIGHT. What were they DOING there - making snowcastles?

The kids did it, I tell's thee. Wonder where they hid the body?

 

[Gully]

...or out beachcombing.

 

[Questions]

When we used to go on Beach hunts with the scouts we used to have to find things like string, bottle tops, a piece of driftwood and an assortment of sea-shells. A severed head would have won it though.