Chewing gum...........

[Brighton till i die]

.....was just thinking as i spate out my tastless, battered bit of gum i'd been noshing on for half hour....how many times do u reckon you actually chew a chewing gum before it gets chucked out of your mouth ready to plant under some poor c*nts trainers??
















(i say minimum of 569 times)

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

572 imho

 

[The Large One]

I hate everything associated with this vulgar American pastime.

The fact that women in offices chomp on it as a substitiute for yakking when their breath smells of coffee and fags is not nice. All you end up with is a stale coffee, nicotine and mint flavoured slag-faced gasbag working alongside you.

Football managers just look hyper-tense twats - and when they try and shout whena gobful of gum...Jesus.

It sounds horrible, it looks horrible, it litters the pavement when you've finished with it. Frankly, it serves no purpose. Definitely an inhabitant of my Room 101.

 

[clippedgull]

I don't spit, I swallow

 

[Djmiles]

Well I'll chew it for about 20 minutes, and chew say once every 2 seconds.

So I'd say about 600 times.

40p for a pack of chewing gum with say 8 pieces in it - Which works out at 5p a piece.

So that's about 0.0083p per chew, value for money I reckon!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

.....was just thinking as i spate out my tastless, battered bit of gum i'd been noshing on for half hour....how many times do u reckon you actually chew a chewing gum before it gets chucked out of your mouth ready to plant under some poor c*nts trainers??

some people wrap it in a tissue and put it in the bin, you inconsiderate chav.

 

[Brighton till i die]

I hate everything associated with this vulgar American pastime.

The fact that women in offices chomp on it as a substitiute for yakking when their breath smells of coffee and fags is not nice. All you end up with is a stale coffee, nicotine and mint flavoured slag-faced gasbag working alongside you.

Football managers just look hyper-tense twats - and when they try and shout whena gobful of gum...Jesus.

It sounds horrible, it looks horrible, it litters the pavement when you've finished with it. Frankly, it serves no purpose. Definitely an inhabitant of my Room 101.

oi - i didnt ask for your f***ing opinion....just gimme a freeeking number!!!!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

some people wrap it in a tissue and put it in the bin, you inconsiderate chav.

.........my tissue of full of burberry snot i'm afraid fella

 

[The Large One]

oi - i didnt ask for your f***ing opinion....just gimme a freeeking number!!!!!

Alright. 14,566.

That ought to put your jaw in traction for a bit.

 

[Brighton till i die]

......Jaw lock galore!

 

[See-Goals]

I hate everything associated with this vulgar American pastime.

The fact that women in offices chomp on it as a substitiute for yakking when their breath smells of coffee and fags is not nice. All you end up with is a stale coffee, nicotine and mint flavoured slag-faced gasbag working alongside you.

 

[plymouth nige]

Wrap it and bin it - and keep buying it - I work for Wrigleys!!
wcnige

 

[csider]

I hate everything associated with this vulgar American pastime.

The fact that women in offices chomp on it as a substitiute for yakking when their breath smells of coffee and fags is not nice. All you end up with is a stale coffee, nicotine and mint flavoured slag-faced gasbag working alongside you.

Football managers just look hyper-tense twats - and when they try and shout whena gobful of gum...Jesus.

It sounds horrible, it looks horrible, it litters the pavement when you've finished with it. Frankly, it serves no purpose. Definitely an inhabitant of my Room 101.

So you like it then??

 

[Brighton till i die]

he LOVES it!!!

 

[Titanic]

...Football managers just look hyper-tense twats - and when they try and shout whena gobful of gum...Jesus...

Alex Ferguson

 

[ali jenkins]

I chew it untill i eat something!

 

[Don't get me started]

Ahhhh Mastication -- can't beat it