[Other Sport] Chess Cheating Scandal

[Garage_Doors]

This story does not sit comfortable with me.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Who would have thought a game involving Queens and Bishops would be kinky?

 

[Questions]

Which of the following are not classic chess moves:

1, Castling,

2. Promotion,

3. Felching,

4. En Passant.

Well if your playing East Worthing rules Harry

 

[AmexRuislip]

A very good comedic review on the latest HIGNFY, including queuegate

 

[maffew]

I think Carlsen is bang out of order refusing to.play and resigning after a move in their next game. There isn't any evidence of cheating, Niemans games have been analysed , just Carlsen being a bad loser.

 

[MattBackHome]

I think Carlsen is bang out of order refusing to.play and resigning after a move in their next game. There isn't any evidence of cheating, Niemans games have been analysed , just Carlsen being a bad loser.

I disagree. Reckon Niemann looked shifty as **** in the interview after the Sinquefield game, and couldn't explain any of his moves.

 

[Baldseagull]

I think Carlsen is bang out of order refusing to.play and resigning after a move in their next game. There isn't any evidence of cheating, Niemans games have been analysed , just Carlsen being a bad loser.

I think this is the issue.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[WhingForPresident]

The It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia take on this in the new season was a good laugh.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Cheating has moved up a notch or two (depending on the length of the beads) since coughing to cheat in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

 

[SUIYHP]

Don’t particularly like pro chess players, try to strike a conversation with them, but most are very quiet and often rude.

A bunch of murmuring arseholes.

 

[Brovion]

Ok, I'm a delicate soul and I'm probably going to regret asking this ... but how exactly did he use a vibrating sex toy to cheat at chess?

 

[Grizz]

Ok, I'm a delicate soul and I'm probably going to regret asking this ... but how exactly did he use a vibrating sex toy to cheat at chess?

I expect one of his advisors in the room would use the vibrating buttplug to help him make decisions on what plays to make, using different amounts of vibrations for different moves, to counter his opposition?

 

[Brovion]

I expect one of his advisors in the room would use the vibrating buttplug to help him make decisions on what plays to make, using different amounts of vibrations for different moves, to counter his opposition?

Uggh, I knew I shouldn't have asked.

EDIT: And I've just read the whole thread rather than the new posts today, so I guess I could have worked it out for myself. Forget the chess for a moment though, I wonder what sort of person wakes up in the morning and says "Do you know what I'm going to invent today? Something the world has been crying out for. A remote controlled butt plug."

 

[dazzer6666]

I expect one of his advisors in the room would use the vibrating buttplug to help him make decisions on what plays to make, using different amounts of vibrations for different moves, to counter his opposition?

...........three short sharp buzzes and he was bashing his Bishop ??

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

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[Cheshire Cat]

Ok, I'm a delicate soul and I'm probably going to regret asking this ... but how exactly did he use a vibrating sex toy to cheat at chess?

Maybe he just liked the sensation of castling his knight with a bishop

 

[Grizz]

Uggh, I knew I shouldn't have asked.

EDIT: And I've just read the whole thread rather than the new posts today, so I guess I could have worked it out for myself. Forget the chess for a moment though, I wonder what sort of person wakes up in the morning and says "Do you know what I'm going to invent today? Something the world has been crying out for. A remote controlled butt plug."

All I can say is, don't knock it til you've tried it

 

[schmunk]

I wonder what sort of person wakes up in the morning and says "Do you know what I'm going to invent today? Something the world has been crying out for. A remote controlled butt plug."

Clearly you're not familiar with Chaturbate...

 

[Is it PotG?]