[Other Sport] Chess Cheating Scandal

[Theatre of Trees]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-63010107

Sounds all a bit boring reading this, but go to other sources and the accusations seem to revolve around the use of vibrating anal beads

https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-internet-thinks-a-chess-grandmaster-cheated-using-anal-beads-17370756/

However, it seems that nobody has quite got to the bottom of this mystery yet.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I'm sure it'll pass.

 

[Weststander]

Check, mate.

 

[Questions]

What an a opening

 

[Questions]

Anal Beads ? Do they move diagonally ?

 

[Soton Seagull]

Needs a review from bottom up

 

[Pevenseagull]

...and we were supposed to be going to work on jet packs by now

 

[LamieRobertson]

...and we were supposed to be going to work on jet packs by now

You mean you don’t

 

[Pevenseagull]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YRBJixCmw1w


I'm tempted to apply for jobs where you do.

 

[Titanic]

Something about this stinks.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Which of the following are not classic chess moves:

1, Castling,

2. Promotion,

3. Felching,

4. En Passant.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Which of the following are not classic chess moves:

1, Castling,

2. Promotion,

3. Felching,

4. En Passant.

Pegging The King has just been added to the rule book.

Space Docking The Bishop is still up for debate.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

You’ve really hit a bum note with this thread.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I expect the fallout from this will be deeply unpleasant.

 

[Hamilton]

I want to know how he got the chess board up his arse?


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[Happy Exile]

Which of the following are not classic chess moves:

1, Castling,

2. Promotion,

3. Felching,

4. En Passant.

I checked this thread on my work laptop and got a message saying it was blocked by my IT administrator for obscenity...

 

[Brok]

I checked this thread on my work laptop and got a message saying it was blocked by my IT administrator for obscenity...

Too much pawn?

 

[A1X]

To be fair, this is the most interesting thing to happen in chess for a thousand years

 

[Icy Gull]

This could work well on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, unless they do full body searches on big winners

I’d give it a go for a million quid

Sender under the thigh of the “helper” who would notice?

 

[birthofanorange]

I tried shoving a couple of marbles up there, but my Snap! game didn't improve one little bit.