[Football] Chelsea - up for sale, Roman Abramovich sanctioned, not up for sale etc

[nicko31]

Roman not hanging about

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60673818

Looks like £2.5B bid imminent from property developer Nick Candy

 

[Brok]

Sweet.

 

[McTavish]

This Nick Candy? Seems like a perfect match...

 

[schmunk]

This Nick Candy?

n,y

 

[Easy 10]

He's been balls-deep with Holly Valence for a while, so has done rather well for himself.

Sadly, the resulting crotch-goblins were named "Luka Violet Toni" and "Nova Skye Coco". Which is unfortunate.

[edit] Although his second childs initials have a nice ring to them.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Dodgy as....

He'll probably redevelop the ground and build a new one in the middle of Hyde park....

 

[AmexRuislip]

I wonder if Nick Candy will make a cameo appearance for Chelsea

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

He's been balls-deep with Holly Valence for a while, so has done rather well for himself.

Sadly, the resulting crotch-goblins were named "Luka Violet Toni" and "Nova Skye Coco". Which is unfortunate.

[edit] Although his second childs initials have a nice ring to them.

Well with his kind of money, Holly hasn't done too badly either.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I would be chuffed if Candy took over. His wealth is one-tenth of Abramovich and less than 1% of Newcastle's owners. If he goes down the consortium route that could be problematic, especially with the cost of a new stadium to finance.

 

[nicko31]

This Nick Candy? Seems like a perfect match...

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Oh dear...

 

[Rambo]

Candy can do.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

If Candy doesn't buy Kane and make time play in red and white stripes, I will be disappointed. He could also buy up retro Liverpool shirts for a ready made sponsor.

 

[Swansman]

Well as someone who thinks English people should own English clubs... I guess its a step in the right direction. He appears to be English except when its time to pay the taxes.

 

[Weststander]

Well as someone who thinks English people should own English clubs... I guess its a step in the right direction. He appears to be English except when its time to pay the taxes.

Sssshhh we don’t talk about white English tax exiles based in Monaco round these parts.

Just Lewis Hamilton.

 

[BN9 BHA]

He's been balls-deep with Holly Valence for a while, so has done rather well for himself.

Sadly, the resulting crotch-goblins were named "Luka Violet Toni" and "Nova Skye Coco". Which is unfortunate.

[edit] Although his second childs initials have a nice ring to them.

Crotch-goblins

 

[Live by the sea]

He's been balls-deep with Holly Valence for a while, so has done rather well for himself.

Sadly, the resulting crotch-goblins were named "Luka Violet Toni" and "Nova Skye Coco". Which is unfortunate.

[edit] Although his second childs initials have a nice ring to them.

You could argue she’s done very well for herself - he’s the billionaire . She is a pretty girl who can act and sing a bit but there’s lots of girls just as pretty & ‘talented ‘ ten a penny I think the English expression is .

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Soon the little pensioner monkeys will be running out to this, an anthem to the brain-wrong of a twisted man-mental. Fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCsLtvyWqMg

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

This Nick Candy?

n,y

So Holly what first attracted you to billionaire Nick Candy?

 

[MattBackHome]

Has anyone mentioned that this bloke has stirred Jonny Dixons porridge yet?

 

[clapham_gull]

I can only surmise why a London property developer would be chief fundraiser for the worst London Mayoral candidate since the role was introduced.

( and yes Jeffrey Archer did stand in 1999 )