[Football] Chelsea Twitter- hilarious

[banjo]

 

[pasty]

 

[Hiheidi]

West Ham Twitter, but still funny...

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[raymondo]

Sadly, Boehly took over after we’d shifted Locadia and Jahanbakhsh.

...and Johnny Goodchild...nah, he was too good for them

 

[Zeberdi]

So much to laugh at this weekend;
Chelsea, the Wolves clown in hospitality, Sheffield Wednesday still haven't got a point having fluked their way to promotion, there's Chelsea of course, then there's all our former players at Chelsea, then Portsmouth's 0-0 draw at home to Cheltenham, even a Pompey fan running the line couldn't help them. And I may have mentioned Chelsea already but in case I didn't, then there's them.

And don’t forget us - swooped on by top clubs for our 2 star players, pundits telling PL teams to buy our other top players ASAP, loosing one WC winner and one PL record breaking transfer player, yet this weekend Weare Brighton is sitting pretty above all other PL clubs at the top of the League …

OK maybe not a laugh out loud moment but sweet, sweet poetry in motion to see the Seagulls causing other fans to drop their sarnies and run

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

 

[raymondo]

 

[Seasider78]

 

[Greg Bobkin]

ONLY 24 singings? Seems more like 124!

 

[ozzygull]

Poch does irony

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Poch does irony

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Poor old Chelsea down to bare bones #prayforpoch

 

[Brovion]

Poch does irony

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"We will be in Europe next season ..... if we write a song."

 

[Deleted member 37369]

Another Chelsea idiot on 'X' ...

Wearing Stone Island ... loves his XL Bully ... a 'former' Men's Mental Health ambassador (probably kicked out for some of his tweets, mainly attacking Liverpool fans and making reference to Hillsborough!! I can't work out if he's actually a parody account!!

 

[Bakero]

 

[Bodian]

Yes. And you know who they played at the start of that run don't you!!

The 38 games before they met us - 69 points (1.81 per game).

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

Here you go !

f***ing irritating.

 

[The Fits]

Yes. And you know who they played at the start of that run don't you!!

The 38 games before they met us - 69 points (1.81 per game).

Yup. That result has ruined them. Love it.

 

[The Fits]

Also that Wett women is rank. Totally rank.

 

[Dibdab]

Palace always used to have stats like this over a calendar year but unfortunately always pulled a run out of the bag to stay up in an actual season. Let's hope that Chelsea don't have similar fortune.