[Humour] Chelsea offered £40m shirt sponsorship deal by adult subscription website

[US Seagull]

Chelsea offered £40 million shirt sponsorship deal by adult subscription website

Chelsea remain without a chief shirt sponsor - a rarity in the Premier League - with the club set to start the new season against Liverpool on Sunday.

www.express.co.uk

Good to see Chelsea are well set to be the comic relief this season too!

 

[dazzer6666]

Astrid will be creaming herself over that news (and you can watch for £20)

 

[Motogull]

An upcoming UK moto2 rider has onlyfans on his bike as main sponsor. His parents must be so proud.

 

[Yes Chef]

Well, they are a bunch of wankers, so it makes sense

 

[Sussexscots]

Maybe their new strip will be 'ribbed'

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Chelsea Wank Socks, has a ring to it

 

[AmexRuislip]

Chelsea offered £40 million shirt sponsorship deal by adult subscription website

Chelsea remain without a chief shirt sponsor - a rarity in the Premier League - with the club set to start the new season against Liverpool on Sunday.

www.express.co.uk

Good to see Chelsea are well set to be the comic relief this season too!

Cum again

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Can only dream of the accompanying logo

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Can only dream of the accompanying logo

 

[Nitram]

Probably all go tits up when they will pull out at the last moment and say they never fancied it in the first place.

 

[medwayseagull reborn]

I bet old celery face - or whatever his name is - would wear the shirt and logo with pride.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

This'll leave them with, er, raw egg on their faces

 

[Justice]

This is a sign they really aren’t a massive club like some have been saying. One dodgy season and they are struggling to get a reputable sponsor apart from Porn hub or some other grubby company.

 

[METALMICKY]

Maybe their new strip will be 'ribbed'

But not for her or anyone's pleasure!

 

[AIT76]

An upcoming UK moto2 rider has onlyfans on his bike as main sponsor. His parents must be so proud.

When Paul Bird Motorsport ran their short lived MotoGP team in the mid 2010's they were sponsored by Minx Movies.

Their grid girls were the most popular by far.

 

[southstandandy]

They should have the 'Tool Shed' on their shirts!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Reckon if I were (heaven forbid) a Chelsea fan, I'd rush and grab one of those shirts before it gets some shitty betting company logo plastered all over the front of it

 

[el punal]

It would be really appropriate if Seaman was in goal, the opposition could always try and lob him.

 

[Jolly Red Giant]

Would it really be any worse than all the shirts that promote gambling?

 

[Van Cleef]

Reminds me of this from a few years ago;

Sepulveda will correct me if I'm wrong, but i believe Sega is Italian slang for wank.