[Football] Chelsea moaning about PSR

[dazzer6666]

Apparently a DULLARD was on TalkSport this morning explaining how Chelsea did it but the audience was so bored they all turned over to Thought for the Day on Radio 4 instead, where the thought was “How do we keep this twat off the radio”

What do you think their long term strategy/objective is ? They can’t keep burning money and pissing players of all ages off……….

 

[AZ Gull]

Apparently a DULLARD was on TalkSport this morning explaining how Chelsea did it but the audience was so bored they all turned over to Thought for the Day on Radio 4 instead, where the thought was “How do we keep this twat off the radio”

I've never noticed it before, @El Presidente, but you seem to be turning into Jim Broadbent in your old age:-

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

You can also leave open spot(s) if you don't have enough homegrown players (either HG at club or in country). But they can just register a kid or two from their academy to fulfill these spots if needed. Might as well give them some experience playing against solid but not elite European teams.

Bigger problem is they will probably have to leave one or two first team players out of the ECL squad. But luckily for them it's just the Conference league so some players might not even be that bothered not playing this competition.

They could also keep an important player or two out of group stage games to keep him/them fresh for EPL and then maybe register them in January to play in KO - they should definitely go through in this new format or they have much bigger problems anyway, i.e they'll be looking for a new coach in few months. Would clearly be a different story if they would be in the Champions league where all players want to play.

Ofc leaving a player out of your European squad won't have good consequences for overall team morale. Have experience with that from FM (which is really more a morale manager than football manager these days) when I sometimes can't register one or two of my players. Usually just leave out low influentual players as they are less likely to cause problems.

But I think registering players for ECL won't be Chelsea's main concern in next 10 days. Offloading those 15-20 players who are training with the U21 will be a priority. And probably buying 5 new players as well knowing how they operate.

They’ve still got to qualify for the Conference League. It would be hilarious if Servette knocked them out.

 

[Triggaaar]

Equally why did they all sign for Chelsea who had too many players in the first place. If they were dumb arsed enough to sign 7 or 8 year contracts f*** em.

I guess some of them signed when the club had a standard number of players. That they've then added another 15 is not the fault of the existing players.

I hope, for the good of humanity, the club is dissolved.

 

[Triggaaar]

Apparently a DULLARD was on TalkSport this morning explaining how Chelsea did it but the audience was so bored they all turned over to Thought for the Day on Radio 4 instead, where the thought was “How do we keep this twat off the radio”

"Joining us now for more on this is football finance expert..."

Is it a contractual obligation that they have to call you an expert, or is it more seedy? Do you belong to the same DVD rental club or something?

 

[dazzer6666]

They’ve still got to qualify for the Conference League. It would be hilarious if Servette knocked them out.

Booed off at HT (0-0) apparently according to the radio

 

[Insel affe]

Booed off at HT (0-0) apparently according to the radio

Well apparently it is because pre match meal was rather busy and quite noisy, a few of the players sneaked in double rations and were full.

 

[Insel affe]

And the dressing room, well….

 

[Triggaaar]

And the dressing room, well….
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Which dressing room is that? The one with players Maresca cares about, or the one with players he pretends don't exist?

 

[Insel affe]

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

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I thought it was Marseille signing all the dodgy characters?

 

[Bakero]

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Well apparently it is because pre match meal was rather busy and quite noisy, a few of the players sneaked in double rations and were full.

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This fella appears to have an arm growing out of the side of his head. That’s just going to make the handball rule even more complicated now. Thanks Chelsea.

 

[Heffle Gull]

I was walking through the park this morning when some kids licked a ball in my direction.

I trapped it, and kicked it back to them.

I now find myself with a 5 yr contract at Chelsea.

 

[Official Old Man]

I was walking through the park this morning when some kids licked a ball in my direction.

I trapped it, and kicked it back to them.

I now find myself with a 5 yr contract at Chelsea.

Only 5 years, you need a better agent.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I was walking through the park this morning when some kids licked a ball in my direction.

I trapped it, and kicked it back to them.

I now find myself with a 5 yr contract at Chelsea.

Licked a ball?

 

[US Seagull]

Go into a new business and tell half the employees you don't give a shit about them?

I'm starting to think Maresca's true calling might be at a venture capital firm? Buying businesses and gutting them for profit.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

We have helped shrink their WSL dressing room by signing Jelena Cankovic. Maybe if they sell the entire WSL team, they can have the second dressing room they need.

Also,

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[jcdenton08]

Oh this is just wonderful!!!