[Football] Chelsea Flops 23/24 Edition.

[B-right-on]

Shamelessly stolen from X. Thought it was worth a chuckle. I'll copy each one for those not on X/Twitter. The shear amount of money being thrown about is just staggering.

 

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[GT49er]

TBH - and with my blue and white spectacles on - that's harsh on Potter (he could have achieved at least what Pochetino achieved given a summer to clear out some of the crap if Boehley hadn't lost his nerve and caved in to the fans ("Why should we have to be foisted with a manager from a team like Brighton") and a substantial cadre of the players ("Why should we have to be foisted with a manager from a team like Brighton")), Sanchez (he never was 'Brighton's third choice GK' - de Zerbi fell out with him) and Cucurella (now performing for Spain like he did for Brighton, and pretty good for Chelsea lately).
Spot on with Fernandez and Lavia though! Maybe Jackson too.

P.S. We could have made a much better job with Mudryk that they have!

 

[B-right-on]

Sorry no idea why it's copying everyone 2x. Technology

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Think Cucurella has found his feet.

Played well against us and starring for Spain.

Good player, just a tosser.

 

[Taybha]

Madueke is a superb player and I've no idea why it took Chelsea so long to realise just how good this lad is,other than they're complete fkwits and just play players according to the amount of cash they pay per player.

I honestly think if we leaked the name of a lad playing in division 13 of the Tibetan Sunday league to the Chelsea recruitment team ( so Todds butler) they'd put in a offer for him, Chelsea are literally everything that's wrong with EPL football and make a mockery of every rule that strives to make it a fairer competition,if I had a instant choice of relegating one club to the Alaskan super league it would be Chelsea.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

That amount of money is MAD

 

[WhingForPresident]

Currently 3-0 down to Celtic with £500m 'worth' of players on the pitch after drawing with Wrexham. Going down well with their fans, questions being asked of Maresca already

Edit: Make that 4-0.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Has Colwill got into any fisticuffs with anyone yet?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Has Colwill got into any fisticuffs with anyone yet?

Lol…only saw that this evening on FB with the usual 10k of comments from fans based in Nigeria …ps they’ve pulled a goal back ..only 4/1

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Sanchez lololol

 

[oldboyroy]

Apparently, they are interested in Julio and we've put a 40 million euro price tag on him!!?

 

[GT49er]

How's that young wonderkid that left our academy to join theirs doing? Anywhere near as well as our wonderkid (Collyer) that left us to join ManU?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

How's that young wonderkid that left our academy to join theirs doing? Anywhere near as well as our wonderkid (Collyer) that left us to join ManU?

Shumaira Mheuka? Appears to be scoring goals for both Chelsea and England. I read his younger brother is in our academy so let’s hope they once again signed the wrong player.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

This thread inspired me to go an look at the Shed End. And the first thing I see is how clown car it is. They have a thread about not using ad blockers as they need the income. And what is the advert it showed me?

 

[GT49er]

Shumaira Mheuka? Appears to be scoring goals for both Chelsea and England. I read his younger brother is in our academy so let’s hope they once again signed the wrong player.

That's the one.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Apparently, they are interested in Julio and we've put a 40 million euro price tag on him!!?

As Barber said, if a price is quoted, it isn't true. Apparently discussed Mitoma internally too, whatever that means. I'm hoping Maresca is next on this list of fails unless they identify Hüerzeler as a possible replacement.