I despair. I really do. God gave us British the two greatest hand gestures in the world - the V-sign and the w*nker sign and yet there's people who prefer the single finger insult. Have a look at this...green is good, red is bad.
Yellow is God know's what they're up to. We've got a bloke giving a V-sign with two fingers together, another one shaking both fists and someone else giving it the Alvin Stardust treatment. The least said about the "hold me back" bloke, the better.
Come on people, sort it out. Two fingers good, one finger bad. It's not rocket surgery.
She looks hard as nails. It's a yes from me.
For any kids out there unsure of the correct football etiquette, take a moment to enjoy this masterclass from an Aston Villa fan. This is how it's done. Note the way that he goes from one gesture to the next in one fluid movement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_J6tOOCH1Q
Poetry in motion.
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Oh lordy - that's the boy Damien (of Omen fame) behind her.
I see Rolf Harris (top left) has been let out on day release.
The more you zoom in the better it gets
Some people get going to football, and some don't.
Spot the Spurs fan in the photo