[Brighton] CHEAP Co-Op FOOD, First Come First SERVED

[Guinness Boy]

My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Channeling your inner Enrest GB?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Channeling your inner Enrest GB?

Don't know what you mean

 

[sydney]

Channeling your inner Enrest GB?

nowhere near ..!

 

[Badger Boy]

Talking of which, has anybody seen old Enrest recently? I used to see him in George Street (surprisingly!) from time to time. He's a difficult man to miss. But I haven't seen him for a long old time.

 

[RandyWanger]

I saw him in the CliftonVILE recently

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I saw him in the CliftonVILE recently

Was he WEARING [MENTION=11499]simmo[/MENTION]'s coat?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Talking of which, has anybody seen old Enrest recently? I used to see him in George Street (surprisingly!) from time to time. He's a difficult man to miss. But I haven't seen him for a long old time.

Spends most of his time slagging off the Tories and Kier Starmer on Twitter. @RealErnestARS

 

[Badger Boy]

Spends most of his time slagging off the Tories and Kier Starmer on Twitter. @RealErnestARS

It's good that he sets his sights equally!

 

[Chicken Run]

My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

I’d leave the comedy stuff to Nylon or the Football finance expert if I were you, with this example I can only assume you’ve also been active on the PPF account recently ?


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[dazzer6666]

My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

Going to be disappointed with that when you’ve sobered up

 

[Guinness Boy]

Going to be disappointed with that when you’ve sobered up

Have you seen the post time?

Afternoon drinking? I'm not RETIRED like some people

 

[clapham_gull]

My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

I'm not TOUCHING that SAUSAGE. It's well past it's sell by date and has been FINGERED by a number of previous customers.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I'm not TOUCHING that SAUSAGE. It's well past it's sell by date and has been FINGERED by a number of previous customers.

It's all GONE. Bought by a CABBIE in a HI VIZ who looked like he knew his way round a BIGGUN.

 

[dazzer6666]

Have you seen the post time?

Afternoon drinking? I'm not RETIRED like some people

Being in IT, how will you know when you have ?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Being in IT, how will you know when you have ?

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