Chav sifting through my skip

[Simster]

Some tosser walked into my front garden yesterday and started helping himself to the contents of my skip. It's not the fact that he was helping himself that bothered me really, but the fact he felt it was acceptable to walk onto my property and act like it was a public tip got right on my nerves. It was 9.30pm FFS. And I wouldn't have objected at all if he'd had the MANNERS to ring the doorbell and ask if it was OK.

Do you think I was making a fuss kicking his rude chavvy arse off my property QUICK SMART? Or in your opinion, should I have made light of the fact

 

[Icy Gull]

Best hope he doesn't come back with his mates tonight I guess

 

[Lokki 7]

More importantly, what was in your skip that he found so interesting?

 

[REDLAND]

Some tosser walked into my front garden yesterday and started helping himself to the contents of my skip. It's not the fact that he was helping himself that bothered me really, but the fact he felt it was acceptable to walk onto my property and act like it was a public tip got right on my nerves. It was 9.30pm FFS. And I wouldn't have objected at all if he'd had the MANNERS to ring the doorbell and ask if it was OK.

Do you think I was making a fuss kicking his rude chavvy arse off my property QUICK SMART? Or in your opinion, should I have made light of the fact

nope your spot on, these little wankers need to know there are laws in this country, though I hope you don't get petrol bombed in return

 

[Easy 10]

It was 9.30pm FFS.

What time WOULD it have been ok then ?
(just so I know, like. Ive got my basket weaving class tonight).

 

[Simster]

More importantly, what was in your skip that he found so interesting?

Some electric wire apparently. But he can f*** off. My electrician is in again today and might have decided that he needed it afterall.

 

[Simster]

What time WOULD it have been ok then ?
(just so I know, like. Ive got my basket weaving class tonight).

What I do is that rummaging through somebody's stuff on their property at night without having first asked permission is a common and rude thing to do and it's always the f***ing chavvy plebs who think that sort of thing is OK.

I'll expect you round at about 10 then.

 

[Lokki 7]

Some electric wire apparently. But he can f*** off. My electrician is in again today and might have decided that he needed it afterall.

Oh. Hoped it would be something interesting like your gay PORN collection.

 

[Beach Hut]

Excellent you've finally met my Dad

 

[Easy 10]

What I do is that rummaging through somebody\'s stuff on their property at night without having first asked permission is a common and rude thing to do and it\'s always the f***ing chavvy plebs who think that sort of thing is OK.

I\'ll expect you round at about 10 then.

Excellent. Don;t worry, I;ll bring my own bags.

 

[Simster]

Oh. Hoped it would be something interesting like your gay PORN collection.

No need. Haven't you heard of t'internet JIMOTHY?

Talking of PORN, an amusing tale featured on the way home from Stumpy's STAG do this weekend.

One of his CHUMS had bought a minge-filled TUG-RAG for his perusal on the train home. Half way home he got bored, so he found the filthiest page and opened it up, went down the carriage to find a fellow stag attendee who was virtually asleep and surrounded in LAYDEES. He then shouted "Cheers Will ['twas his name], I've finished with your mag now - you can have it back" before depositing said magazine on his table - on the filthiest page.

I believe he went red with embarrassment as the 5 or 6 ladies in close proximity spotted it and gave him disapproving looks.

 

[Hampden Park]

you should have put a sign on your skip stating what times people could have a rummage. you wouldnt have needed to do this post then would you

 

[Billy the Fish]

He wanted the copper out of it, it's got quite godd scrap value

 

[John Boy]

He wanted the copper out of it, it's got quite godd scrap value

I took a copper cylinder from a skip a few weeks ago, £20 in scrap value

 

[Lokki 7]

The copper in a 2p coin is worth more than 2p. FACT

 

[John Boy]

The copper in a 2p coin is worth more than 2p. FACT

Worth 2.8p I think

 

[Lokki 7]

Worth 2.8p I think

The government should recall them all and then sell off it's copper reserves, as it did with gold a few years ago. I mean we don't really need a 2p coin anymore do we? And this time they would not be selling at the bottom of the market.

Edit: Actually, dullard that I am I just checked and in fact the coin has only been copper plated steel since 1992. Not such mugs afterall.

 

[Parson Henry]

Can you explain why you think we are at the bottom of the market? Is this linked to the moneymarket or are you being a clever dicky broker type again!

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Worth 2.8p I think

But only the old coins, before anyone gets any ideas....

 

[Lokki 7]

Can you explain why you think we are at the bottom of the market? Is this linked to the moneymarket or are you being a clever dicky broker type again!

I was refering to the governments sell off of our gold reserves, just before the market price rocketed sky high. Copper is currently trading high historically speaking, but personally I still think it is a massive buy.