[Albion] Charlie Oatway, a little chat

[Hovegull]

BBQ Quavers are also worth a go.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

He obviously still lives round this way I take it?

What is he up to these days?

Works for ETP (Extra Time Project), part of the Russell Martin set up around Sussex

 

[Easy 10]

Works for ETP (Extra Time Project), part of the Russell Martin set up around Sussex

As an aside then, I can report that Russell Martin is about as popular and welcome as a turd in an air fryer at Southampton right now. I've had half an eye on the Saints forum lately, being as their utterly comical, INSISTANT attempts to play it out from the back is getting them dry-humped every week (if you can get the goal highlights from ANY Southampton game, you'll see what I mean).

I think perhaps Russ has seen a bit of BHA of late, and thought...."WE can do that"

They can't.

 

[schmunk]

In trying to work out the point at which Poyet stopped inviting Oatway to every managerial gig post-Albion, I discovered that he now employs his son, Diego, as an assistant manager (age 28). Did anyone know this?

Diego Oatway? That's an unusual name.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Diego Oatway? That's an unusual name.

And Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway isn't?

 

[Bakero]

Congratulations on your divorce.

So you got married in Southwick then? Congratulations on the divorce.

Ahem.

 

[Garyoldfan]

A brief little chat in the Cricketers during my lunch "hour" today (WFH) when I clocked Charlie on his own. I asked if he was going to the game tomorrow, which he isn't, but said he will def be watching it. I'd completely forgotten that he'd been at AEK with Gus a few years back. He reckons that we will absolutely BATTER them tomorrow. He enjoyed his time there, but said their ultras are complete and utter mentalists, something to bear in mind for anyone travelling over there (if we didn't already know). Anyway, I didn't want the crowd the poor bloke being as he was engrossed with something on his phone, so I sloped back to my table with an Amstel and a grab-bag of Quavers.

Top bloke.

My takeaway from this is that he’s a rude prick who went on his phone whilst you were politely talking to him when he was on his own in a pub at lunch time. I did always think he was a bit of a dick though, and the hard man tag is cringeworthy.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Iirc you don’t get six’s at the Green, you hit it out the ground it’s a dot ball unless I’m mistaken?

Charlie was very chatty when we meet him at The Grand that time. #RealMenDontEatQuavers

 

[Brok]

My takeaway from this is that he’s a rude prick who went on his phone whilst you were politely talking to him when he was on his own in a pub at lunch time. I did always think he was a bit of a dick though, and the hard man tag is cringeworthy.

Bit harsh.

 

[Brovion]

In trying to work out the point at which Poyet stopped inviting Oatway to every managerial gig post-Albion, I discovered that he now employs his son, Diego, as an assistant manager (age 28). Did anyone know this?

No I didn't (and I can't believe he's now 28!). I'd like to know more about this, and is Charlie now back in the Albion's good books?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

There’s actually a thread there. Maybe newspaper/snacks/beer combos

Daily Sport / McCoys (flaming steak obviously) / Stella

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Ahem.

You had the tap in but I thought I would add the other 29 passes needed to set this up

 

[Easy 10]

My takeaway from this is that he’s a rude prick who went on his phone whilst you were politely talking to him when he was on his own in a pub at lunch time. I did always think he was a bit of a dick though, and the hard man tag is cringeworthy.

It didn't really play out like that. When I initially saw him he was looking at his phone, and I interrupted that to say hello. All the while we were talking he was not on his phone at all, and only went back to it once I'd bid him a cheers and wandered off.

 

[Perry Milkins]

It didn't really play out like that. When I initially saw him he was looking at his phone, and I interrupted that to say hello. All the while we were talking he was not on his phone at all, and only went back to it once I'd bid him a cheers and wandered off.

Wandered, not minced as you are oft quoted as doing?

 

[Chicken Run]

Charlie was very chatty when we meet him at The Grand that time. #RealMenDontEatQuavers

He’s always good value Quite bizarre how that all panned out

 

[Easy 10]

Wandered, not minced as you are oft quoted as doing?

No, no mincing. Not in front of Charlie.

 

[Questions]

Be

Daily Sport / McCoys (flaming steak obviously) / Stella

The I, Cheese Crinkles, Oakham cask Citra

 

[BN9 BHA]

My takeaway from this is that he’s a rude prick who went on his phone whilst you were politely talking to him when he was on his own in a pub at lunch time. I did always think he was a bit of a dick though, and the hard man tag is cringeworthy.

I’m sure you wouldn’t say any of this to him though

 

[jamie (not that one)]

In fairness, I got them from the newsagents in the Square. It was that or the red hot Monster Munch.

There's a lot to unpack from this. First you choose quavers over red hot monster munch and then you take you own crisps into a pub and eat them there?

 

[Garyoldfan]

It didn't really play out like that. When I initially saw him he was looking at his phone, and I interrupted that to say hello. All the while we were talking he was not on his phone at all, and only went back to it once I'd bid him a cheers and wandered off.

I’m sure you wouldn’t say any of this to him though

I guarantee I would.