Chants For The Lib Dem Conference?

[Lokki 7]

you look nothing like a brazillian!!!!!!

You senor, have not seen me with a ball at my feet.

 

[Dave the OAP]

is that when you wear your boxers?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I hate the Lib Dems for political reasons as well as for the very obvious Belloti/LDC factors: I blame them for splitting the anti-Thatcher vote. Indecisive tosspots.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

For Simon Hughes:

Scat Scat Scat Muncher!!!

For Charles 'hic' Kennedy

Youre pissed and you know you are!

 

[Lokki 7]

For Charles 'hic' Kennedy

Youre pissed and you know you are!

Drinking pints of whiskey surely?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

don't think he was bothered towards the end there.

 

[The Large One]

Didn't the Brighton and Hove Liberals support the falmer application and also the Withdean application?

Some do, some don't.

 

[Lokki 7]

don't think he was bothered towards the end there.

I was on the train with him awhile ago. Really wanted to harass him about LDC, Baker etc but to be honest I felt so sorry for him I couldn't do it and just left him in peace.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

OHHHHH THE LIB DUMBS,
LIKE SMALL BOYS BUMS,
OH THE LIB DUMBS LIKE SMALL BOYS BUMS.




Chapagne Charlie is is name,
Drinking Brasso is his game.

 

[Caveman]

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

A O N B - You're having a Laugh

repeat until hoarse...

 

[John Boy]

And its Norman Baker

Norman Baker MP
By far the biggest wanker
The world has ever seen

 

[Bakesy]

And its Norman Baker

Norman Baker MP
By far the biggest wanker
The world has ever seen

If the Stewards are there you'll be ejected for singing that......

 

[John Boy]

If the Stewards are there you'll be ejected for singing that......

Ooh err- I'll censor out the rude bits

And its ****** *****

****** ***** MP
By far the biggest wanker
The world has ever seen

 

[Bakesy]

Ooh err- I'll censor out the rude bits

And its ****** *****

****** ***** MP
By far the biggest wanker
The world has ever seen

That's better.........seeing the original was causing me to have some tourettes.

 

[John Boy]

That's better.........seeing the original was causing me to have some tourettes.

Not like you at all

 

[Bakesy]

Not like you at all

 

[clapham_gull]

To the tune of one of the Beatles finer moments, "Get Back"


Norman was a man who thought he was a NIMBY

But he knew it wouldn't last

Norman left his house in Lewes..

(GO HOME BAKER)

To see the Falmer Stadium grass

Get Back, Get Back

Get Back to where you once belonged

Get Back, Get Back

Get Back to where you once belonged

 

[clapham_gull]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker man.

Build me a stadium as fast as you can

Roll it and pat it and mark it with "B"

And run home to Lewes for Brighton and me.

 

[Mr Burns]

Can you hear Lib Dem meetings, no, no
Can you hear Lib Dem meetings, no, no
Can you hear Lib Dem meetings,
I can't hear a f***ing thing, no, no
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Thats the top so far in my book.