Chant for Saturday?

[Rodney Thomas]

"We've got a Catalan, you live in caravans"

Adapted from the Matalan song at Blackpool

 

[Buzzer]

Ooh! I think I invented that at Millwall earlier this year (the "We've got a Catalan, you shop at Matalan" chant). Perhaps someone else came up with it independently but if not then I'm on a frigging roll with new chants wot I thunked up.

 

[bubbaseagull]

Say 'this' if you hate Palace
Say 'this' if you hate Palace
Say 'this' if you hate Palace
Say 'this' if you hate Palace

 

[Stat Brother]

Ooh! I think I invented that at Millwall earlier this year (the "We've got a Catalan, you shop at Matalan" chant). Perhaps someone else came up with it independently but if not then I'm on a frigging roll with new chants wot I thunked up.

I was laughing about that, for days.

And have started again now.

 

[Mr Smggles]

Ooh! I think I invented that at Millwall earlier this year (the "We've got a Catalan, you shop at Matalan" chant). Perhaps someone else came up with it independently but if not then I'm on a frigging roll with new chants wot I thunked up.

I remember hearing "we've got Pete Brezovan, you've got a caravan" at Gillingham a few years ago .

 

[Buzzer]

I don't claim to have invented it but I also tried to get going a "We've got Gustavo, you've got a physio" against Southampton at Withdean a few years back too.

 

[Se20]

Brilliant !!!
And so original

 

[Buzzer]

Brilliant !!!
And so original

I know, bit crap but we're all bereft of ideas. We did think about copying some German team's chant and then pretending that we invented it but then realised that would make us look like a bunch of c*nts.

Anyway, How's it going with the Holmesdale Massif? Respeck due and tings, blud. I heard you lot were all doing your bit for Movember. All donating one piece of facial hair each so that the bloke with the megaphone can look like Gary Neville for a day. How many hairs have you collected so far?

 

[bubbaseagull]

Chavs.
Chavs.
Chavs.
Chavs.
Chavs...

 

[Bean]

Brilliant !!!
And so original

Just like your song about us taking it up the bum?

 

[Del Fenner]

You know, Millscum say that we are all public school Nigels in stripey blazers, and the less imaginative of you lot assert that we are pikeys in caravans. Most curious, this parallel footballing universes thingywotsit.

Shut it, you bunch of Tarquins.

 

[Buzzer]

You know, Millscum say that we are all public school Nigels in stripey blazers, and the less imaginative of you lot assert that we are pikeys in caravans. Most curious, this parallel footballing universes thingywotsit.

Shut it, you bunch of Tarquins.

To a Millwall fan a bloke with a caravan is posh. There's no parallel universe thingywotsit, it's just the natural order of things: Brighton > Palace > Millwall.

 

[Johnnyboy]

bha bha bha

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Brilliant !!!
And so original

Ah , GOOD OLD SUSSEX BY THE SEA , I think that is original

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

"Does your sister know your here ?"

 

[Buckley's Mad Eye]

We scored 1,
You scored 3,
Selhurst park stinks of pee.....

etc

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

They scored 3 , we scored 1 , Crystal Palace p**ey scum.

 

[Bean]

Your c*nts and you know you are
Your c*nts and you know you are

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Winifred , Winifred , give us a Winifred , give us a

 

[Del Boy]

We're the left side
We're the left side
We're the left side Brighton Boys...

We're the right side
We're the right side
We're the right side Brighton Boys

And repeat until tears