[Technology] Chalfonts Tender? Prostate Needs warming? 1977 Elvis Style Congestion?

[Theatre of Trees]

Then you need the RECTO ROTOR Lubricating Dilator. Availabale from boots, Timothy whites and all good chemists

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I think you've rendered NSC speechless. Quite something, that.

 

[Motogull]

I'll give it a go.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I think you've rendered NSC speechless. Quite something, that.

Using one would render you speechless as well, I would imagine.

 

[Questions]

I just use Mrs Q’s vibrator

 

[hart's shirt]

I just use Mrs Q’s vibrator

That'll shake things up between you.

 

[maltaseagull]

I'll give it a go.

You're braver than me!

 

[Questions]

I just use Mrs Q’s vibrator

 

[Motogull]

You're braver than me!

What's the worst that could happen?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Then you need the RECTO ROTOR Lubricating Dilator. Availabale from boots, Timothy whites and all good chemists

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Chalford St Giles = the piles

Prostrate needs warming =

Elvis Style Congestion = laxatives

Am I close

 

[Icy Gull]

What's the worst that could happen?

A ten hour wait in A&E?

 

[Motogull]

A ten hour wait in A&E?

Quicker that getting home after a rail strike game then. I'm defo in.

 

[Brighthelmstone]

I just use Mrs Q’s vibrator

It was flat, so i had to borrow the wife's Electric toothbrush, even got multiple 'modes' on it

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I just use Mrs Q’s vibrator

But does it have a mechanism that allows it to rotate like an egg whisk?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Christ.

Those were the days.

 

[Justice]

I just use Mrs Q’s vibrator

How many has she got? That’s two you’ve mentioned

 

[Guinness Boy]

But does it have a mechanism that allows it to rotate like an egg whisk?

Is that better for the Emmas?

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Is that better for the Emmas?

Particularly when the lubricated vent holes release the soothing unguents

 

[Guinness Boy]

Particularly when the lubricated vent holes release the soothing unguents