Celebrity Jungle Starts this Sunday

[Perry Milkins]

But no clues as to the victims?

 

[Titanic]

How thrilling.

 

[Easy 10]

Jordan has apparently been offered £350k to go in again this year. She's going to do it so the public can "see the real Katie".

Vinnie Jones
Jimmy White
One of those cleaning lady bints from How Clean s Your House
Colin Hendry
Sam Fox
Rob Kazinsky (Eastenders bloke)
Sabrina Washington (Miss-Tique)
Liz Cundy (Jasons wife I think)
Bruce Jones (Les from Corrie)

Its going to be QUALLA

 

[cannedheat]

whoopy do

 

[strings]

Isn't Rob Kazinsky supposedly a Brighton fan?

 

[Perry Milkins]

How thrilling.

I am glad you agree.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hmmm, let's play I'm A Celebrity spotters guide!

I am confident there will be:

-a fairly pretty ex-boy band member
-an orange tinted famous-for-bugger-all bimbo (possibly a WAG)
-a cantankerous & overweight male TV presenter from the early 1980s
-an ageing feminist with hairy armpits who was once in Howards Way or some such
ancient televisual treat
-an eager young thing from Hollyoaks
-a fading sportsman
-a lingerie model
-a screamingly camp former kids TV presenter
-someone married to someone who used to be in EastEnders
-a runner up from Pop Idol
-a TV weatherman

 

[Perry Milkins]

and will you be watching Edna?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Depends if they have it on at work! I'm not generally a fan to be honest, watched the first couple of series but they're all the same now.

A washed up Wacaday presenter eats a beetle...yawn.

 

[Perry Milkins]

It will fill the vacuum left by X factor so compulsive viewing for me.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I still just felt the need to Google it of course, to see if any of my predictions came true

Daily Record says Colin & Justin (not sure what they are classed as to be honest but they're gay, a couple, & apparently present some decorating/interiors show so tick lots of boxes) are confirmed as going in.