Celebrity Death List 2009

[Lady Whistledown]

Angela Lansbury

Murder (she wrote)?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The entire surviving population of Midsomer.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

As a little outside punt, I'll go for Barbara Windsor (cue two thirds of East London taking the day off work to line the streets in their best whistles, solemnly whispering "Gawd bless 'er" as assorted distant relatives of the Krays and that bent copper off The Bill troop past).

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

As a little outside punt, I'll go for Barbara Windsor (cue two thirds of East London taking the day off work to line the streets in their best whistles, solemnly whispering "Gawd bless 'er" as assorted distant relatives of the Krays and that bent copper off The Bill troop past).

I was just thinking that!!! Spooky!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Oh, and Hugh hefner!

 

[strings]

A few folks (including myself) have predicted Kim Jong Il. According to recent press, there is a possibility that he may actually have died already, but the North Korean top-brass do not want to release the news because there is no succession plan.

 

[strings]

Oh, and Hugh hefner!

Hugh will live forever!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Perhaps Jordan will explode in a sudden mid-air decompression incident

 

[simmo]

Any person other than Jack Bauer in the new series of 24.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Perhaps Jordan will explode in a sudden mid-air decompression incident

Simon Jordan or, er, Jordan Jordan? One's rich, orange tinted, utterly lacking in class or style and willing to do any cheap stunt to get in the papers....the other's a tit model.

 

[Bish Bosh]

As a little outside punt, I'll go for Barbara Windsor (cue two thirds of East London taking the day off work to line the streets in their best whistles, solemnly whispering "Gawd bless 'er" as assorted distant relatives of the Krays and that bent copper off The Bill troop past).

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But they loved their mum!! And they only hurt them what deserved it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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But they loved their mum!! And they only hurt them what deserved it.

Ain't that the truth, they were good old boys really, you could leave yer back door open at night etc etc

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Way to go Russell Watson. Sorry to dissapoint all you sicko's

 

[desprateseagull]

seve ballesteros- how many ops can one person take? very sad, for a legend.

fidel castro thought he'd gone already..

maggie thatcher

oj simpson - looked broken at latest trial.

michael jackson

outside bet- amy winehouse. despite her holiday break, she'll be back on the powder with a vengeance and her body will just say no, no, no..

sorry, i couldn't resist!

 

[bigc]

Isn't Sharon effectively dead so I'm surprised he is on there.

 

[NMH]

Ronald Biggs

 

[NMH]

.....
oj simpson - looked broken at latest trial.

Nah, his pathetic "I didn't know I was doing anything WROOONG??" was plaintive and sorrowful - but that murdering motherfucker will be fatly deliberating over an appeal, then looking at escape once that fails.

 

[SittingbourneSeagull]

George W (hopefully)
Amy Winehouse
Bruce Forsyth (although looks too healthy)
Thatcher
Simon Cowell (strangled by a particuarly high belt line)

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Thatcher
Mugabe
Archer
Bellotti
Ken Bates...He's 77, he's just a step away from shaking satan's hand at hell's gate

 

[cannedheat]

Archer