Celebrity Death List 2009

[Smythe]

gazza
bruce forsythe
barack abama
seve ballesteros
keith richards

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Mohammed Ali (hopefully)
Bruce Forsyth (hopefully)
Maggie Thatcher (hopfully)
Tommy Fraser (hopefully)
Adam El Abd (hopefully)

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Hmmm - first thought is Peter 'Columbo' Falk. He has Alztheimers and is (I think 82) so sadly not long for this world, but at least he'll know who did it !

 

[Bish Bosh]

How queer! I was thinking of doing just the same...

Margaret Thatcher
Michael Foot
One of the England 66 team - oooh, let's go for... Ray Wilson
Barry Cryer (bloody hope not)
Ronnie Corbett

Ray Wilson was an undertaker wasn't he?!

How Queer! was Arthur Atkinson's catchphrase. Maybe add him to the list ...although hopefully not Paul Whitehouse

 

[The Large One]

Mohammed Ali (hopefully)
Bruce Forsyth (hopefully)
Maggie Thatcher (hopfully)
Tommy Fraser (hopefully)
Adam El Abd (hopefully)

You want Tommy Fraser and Adam El-Abd DEAD?

Shit wind-up or complete dickhead?

 

[Taybha]

Hmmm - first thought is Peter 'Columbo' Falk. He has Alztheimers and is (I think 82) so sadly not long for this world, but at least he'll know who did it !

If he has Alztheimers the likelyhood is he wont have a clue who did it and if he did he would have forgotten by the time he left for the great big private dix office in the sky

 

[Simster]

Angela Lansbury
Iain Paisley
Patricia Routledge
Conrad Black
Geoffrey Howe

 

[Zesh Rehman]

You want Tommy Fraser and Adam El-Abd DEAD?

Shit wind-up or complete dickhead?

I either want them released or to do a miklos feher on the pitch.

 

[Simster]

You want Tommy Fraser and Adam El-Abd DEAD?

Shit wind-up or complete dickhead?

He's only 17 isn't he? I think he only posts silly things like this to impress some of the grown ups in his crowd.

 

[The Large One]

I either want them released or to do a miklos feher on the pitch.

Yep, complete dickhead.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

If he has Alztheimers the likelyhood is he wont have a clue who did it and if he did he would have forgotten by the time he left for the great big private dix office in the sky

but the beauty is, he can work out the crime then 10 minutes later work it out again.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I am not going to throw my guesses in there by eyeing the elderly.
Les Dennis
Dennis Waterman
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Englebert Humperdink
and Pink

 

[Bish Bosh]

Mohammed Ali (hopefully)
Bruce Forsyth (hopefully)
Maggie Thatcher (hopfully)
Tommy Fraser (hopefully)
Adam El Abd (hopefully)

Oi...I really didn't think I'd need to point this out at the start, but you kinda disregard the complete dickhead factor.

No Albion players please!!

And once again, RIP Geoff Sidebottom who died this year. Sent from an old North Stand fan.

 

[Buzzer]

Denis Healey
Boy George
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Castro (fingers crossed)
Richard O'Sullivan
Gazza
Lester Piggott
Ken Dodd
John Martyn
Jimmy Saville
The Indian PM

 

[Dandyman]

Margaret Hilda Thatcher (hopefully)
Rupert Murdoch (hopefully)
Robert Mugabe (hopefully)
Kerry Katona (amusingly)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shaun Ryder maybe

 

[Bish Bosh]

Denis Healey
Boy George
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Castro (fingers crossed)
Richard O'Sullivan
Gazza
Lester Piggott
Ken Dodd
John Martyn
Jimmy Saville
The Indian PM

Well I heard that Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead

 

[lost in london]

Hmmm, looking at that list, Patrick Moore could be a good shout.

Cause of death: total eclipse of the heart

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

The Pope (with any luck)
Amy Winehouse
I think it's going to be another year of "actor died young", so i'm going to say... Christian Bale
Bruce Forsyth
Peter O'Toole
Kerry Katona

 

[lost in london]

Patrick Moore
Patrick Swayze
Paddy (Peter Kay's mate)
Patrick Kielty
Postman Pat.

I've got a feeling it's going to be a bad year for Patricks.