celebrity big brother

[rospants]

cundy and his missus??

 

[Northstander]

Jermaine Jackson looks like he has just walked into his worst nightmare after meeting the other *celebrities*

 

[Buzzer]

Tell you what would be really funny.

If Ken Russell turns out to be Hannibal in disguise and they have to rescue Face from the house using only power tools that they find in the shed.

In fact I'm copyrighting that joke and having 1st bagsy on saying fixtures, you lot.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Jade going back in?

 

[Northstander]

Tell you what would be really funny.

If Ken Russell turns out to be Hannibal in disguise and they have to rescue Face from the house using only power tools that they find in the shed.

In fact I'm copyrighting that joke and having 1st bagsy on saying fixtures, you lot.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Hannibal is dead - dont want to burst yer bubble!

 

[Horsham Gull]

WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!
WE WANT THE HOFF!!

 

[Mr deez]

Jade and her MUM, who is a right ropey slapper.

 

[Happy Seagull]

Tell you what would be really funny.

If Ken Russell turns out to be Hannibal in disguise and they have to rescue Face from the house using only power tools that they find in the shed.

In fact I'm copyrighting that joke and having 1st bagsy on saying fixtures, you lot.

Murdoch flys a chopper in over the fence

 

[Mrs Coach]

Her mum's just had a 30 grand cosmetic surgery makeover - she's still an old dog though!

 

[Trigger]

Any decent ladies with nice breasts and rotund bottoms in there?

 

[Knightsworld]

Her mum's just had a 30 grand cosmetic surgery makeover - she's still an old dog though!

I read that it cost 125 grand (or it could of been 25 grand), depends on how many beers i had.

 

[Mrs Coach]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11049-2006600582,00.html

125000 sorry!

 

[Buzzer]

Hannibal is dead - dont want to burst yer bubble!

...and the A Team was only a programme that was cliched even at the end of series one.

Look, if you're gonna start bringing reality into it then where will it all end?

 

[Mrs Coach]

Was it? Shit! I wondered why they never answered my phone calls by turning up at the burger bar in disguise!

BA - dont drink that milk, foooool!

 

[medicine man]

Had a chat with Danny after a 'Towers' gig, nice bloke- actually dropped the stage persona to talk rather than carry on as most 'stars' would. Got him on my Camera leaving a message for my daughter about the importance of rock. Bless.

 

[Race]

'H' or the S Club bird to win it then.

 

[Happy Seagull]

I spent years trying to find them too

 

[Mrs Coach]

I spent years trying to find them too

Lets SUE!

 

[Trotster]

I REALLY wanted Lauren/James Harries to go in - he/she would have been WELL funny.

What a bunch of planks in there