[Help] Caught masterbating by the missus

[Questions]

Antiques Roadshow your choice?

It would be Michaela Strachan

 

[papajaff]

Poor attempt for NSC Gold.

 

[Bry Nylon]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

To be fair, at least it was only his missus. Imagine being this poor ******* in Pompeii, subjected to spending the rest of eternity caught in the act of knocking one out. Talk about bad timing....

 

[LamieRobertson]

To be fair, at least it was only his missus. Imagine being this poor ******* in Pompeii, subjected to spending the rest of eternity caught in the act of knocking one out. Talk about bad timing....

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Still it might have been a happy ending …of life

 

[Garage_Doors]

One of my ex-works mates told me years ago:

"Half the male population are wankers, the other half are liars."

Took a moment to sink in - let he who is without sin cast the first jizz ....

 

[SK1NT]

He didn't have good reasons when confronted

What it she the fun police. Do you need a reason to ****?

Poor attempt for NSC GOLD. Must try harder, at starting threads not *******.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Is that a mispelling in the title of your thread, or have we all misinterpreted the nature of your sexual misdemeanour and you're actually a sexual submissive who doesn't know their place?

I think given that he was caught, it should be Amatuerbating

 

[SeagullinExile]

now, now, no need for that. I'm* in the doghouse right now

Edit: *my friend

I REALLY hope your 'friend's wasn't in an actual dog house banging one out....Now that would be a bit weird.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I think given that he was caught, it should be Amatuerbating

Agreed. If your gonna get caught, at least get caught attempting a 'Danger W*nk'.

 

[MTSeagulls]

I once worked for a small firm of accountants that shared a building with a similar sized firm.
One Bank holiday Monday one of the partners of the firm I worked for went into the office to catch up on some stuff.
On arriving into the reception area a partner of the other firm was caught walking around reading the post in one hand but masturbating with the other.
Rather than be embarrassed about it the guy boasted to his colleagues that he'd been caught w@nking in the office.
It was named w@nk holiday Monday after that.