[Help] Caught masterbating by the missus

[happypig]

You could try "Whilst I take full responsibility for the incident and I apologise if you thought it was wrong I do not believe any rules were broken and I am waiting for Sue Gray's report before making any further statement"

Then hide in the fridge till it blows over.

 

[marlowe]

Is that a mispelling in the title of your thread, or have we all misinterpreted the nature of your sexual misdemeanour and you're actually a sexual submissive who doesn't know their place?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?

It's Valentine's Day soon. Maybe you could give her a pearl necklace?

 

[The Fits]

When I was 17 my GFs dad walked in on her tossing me off. Panicked, she shouted ‘I’m not sucking his cock or anything’ with my embarrassingly shrivelled member still on show, in her hand. He’d come up to tell us dinner was ready. It was very quiet as we ate our crispy chicken dippers.

 

[One Love]

At least it was only his wife that caught him.

I know someone who was caught masturbating in the office, by his boss.

 

[Robinjakarta]

Then hide in the fridge till it blows over.

Till WHAT?

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

When I was 17 my GFs dad walked in on her tossing me off. Panicked, she shouted ‘I’m not sucking his cock or anything’ with my embarrassingly shrivelled member still on show, in her hand. He’d come up to tell us dinner was ready. It was very quiet as we ate our crispy chicken dippers.

That's brilliant [emoji23]

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[Shropshire Seagull]

OK i know some of the comments are in jest here, But cummon males between 12 and 92 do it, whats the problem, yeah we don't like getting caught and as long as your not doing to wierd porn (unless that's your thing of course) i don't see the issue, stress relief, horny when O/H isn't or just fancy some self care whats the issue...

One of my ex-works mates told me years ago:

"Half the male population are wankers, the other half are liars."

Took a moment to sink in - let he who is without sin cast the first jizz ....

 

[jonnyrovers]

His hand was covered in baby juice when he was typing, easy mistake to meke


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Ah you might be able to help me. Where do you get your baby juice? Is it made from freshly pressed whole babies or is it just baby concentrate. So difficult to get hold of these days!

 

[Worthingite]

There are two types of people in life, w*nkers and liars. Be proud to be a w*nker

 

[Rock Lobster]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?

Offer to w*nk her off?

 

[British Bulldog]

Just tell her it's better than being unfaithful.

 

[Questions]

Imagine getting caught ******* over Top Gear on the tv ?

Which weirdo would do that….

Certainly not me

 

[schmunk]

Imagine getting caught ******* over Top Gear on the tv ?

Which weirdo would do that….

Certainly not me

No, because you're very careful.

 

[nickjhs]

I always knew you were a wanker… didn’t expect you to admit though so fair play

As a wise old bloke in the pub once told me. "there are wankers and there are liars, its just that some wankers are bigger than others"

 

[Shooting Star]

I'm presuming by your username and by virtue of asking the question on NSC that you may not be looking for an entirely serious piece of advice, but if you (I mean your friend) is, feel free to DM me.

 

[Eeyore]

I think this thread will keep coming up.

 

[monty uk]

I'm presuming by your username and by virtue of asking the question on NSC that you may not be looking for an entirely serious piece of advice, but if you (I mean your friend) is, feel free to DM me.

And we assume from your username name, that you sir, are an expert.

 

[Randy McNob]

I'm presuming by your username and by virtue of asking the question on NSC that you may not be looking for an entirely serious piece of advice, but if you (I mean your friend) is, feel free to DM me.

yeah but dear Deidre takes 1 or 2 weeks even if they publish it

 

[LamieRobertson]

Imagine getting caught ******* over Top Gear on the tv ?

Which weirdo would do that….

Certainly not me

Antiques Roadshow your choice?