[Help] Caught masterbating by the missus

[lawros left foot]

I bet you , er, sorry, your mate feels a right tosser.

 

[nwgull]

Why is your missus upset? You may be married but that doesn’t mean she owns your body anymore than you own hers. She’s no reason to be angry. Unless you happened to be positioned above her sister’s tits at the time.

 

[driller]

My missus likes to watch so no problem here

I know.

 

[rogersix]

standards are in sharp decline, why has the thread title spelling mistake not been highlighted?

 

[Randy McNob]

I always knew you were a wanker… didn’t expect you to admit though so fair play, oh and my advice is tell her to do one, with the amount of time you’re on here it’s nailed on she is masturbating as well [emoji23][emoji23]


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now, now, no need for that. I'm* in the doghouse right now

Edit: *my friend

 

[Luke93]

Why is that an issue for her?

 

[Geoffbn2]

OK i know some of the comments are in jest here, But cummon males between 12 and 92 do it, whats the problem, yeah we don't like getting caught and as long as your not doing to wierd porn (unless that's your thing of course) i don't see the issue, stress relief, horny when O/H isn't or just fancy some self care whats the issue...

 

[Chicken Run]

standards are in sharp decline, why has the thread title spelling mistake not been highlighted?

His hand was covered in baby juice when he was typing, easy mistake to meke


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[Gazwag]

Is your friend PPF who was caught watching videos of Millwall Palace by his sister

 

[Stat Brother]

Nah never caught.

I will occasionally pop out of the back door and knock one out onto the patio.
But nobody ever saw me, so all good.






#OldSkool.

 

[Randy McNob]

Nah never caught.

I will occasionally pop out of the back door and knock one out onto the patio.
But nobody ever saw me, so all good.



#OldSkool.

I read that all wrong at first, thought you could ejaculate from your arse

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?

If she was worth her salt , she would have offered to finish up.

 

[Blue3]

OK i know some of the comments are in jest here, But cummon males between 12 and 92 do it, whats the problem, yeah we don't like getting caught and as long as your not doing to wierd porn (unless that's your thing of course) i don't see the issue, stress relief, horny when O/H isn't or just fancy some self care whats the issue...

Nooooooo what happens when you reach 92

 

[banjo]

Tell him to get a grip and man up.

 

[Fungus]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?

Since when did we need a reason, let alone a good one?

TBH, I'd be more embarrassed if my wife caught me dancing alone. I'm not so proficient at that.

 

[Fungus]

standards are in sharp decline, why has the thread title spelling mistake not been highlighted?

We've all gone blind, for some unknown reason.

 

[bomber130]

Tell her if she puts out a bit more you wouldn’t need to Chuck one off.


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[Fungus]

Women get upset by the slightest thing, tbh. During the first lockdown my missus suggested I pass the time by making a bird table.

Not sure what pissed her off more; the fact that she was 7th or that her sister was 2nd

You could combine that table with this thread - "To Avoid Bishop Bashing - The Staying Up Tracker"

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?

One or two hands ?

Regards
DF

 

[Napier]

so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what

Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.

Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?

Did she give him a mouthful?