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Gritt23

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The problem is that the IAAF haven't thought about how to deal with this. Complete SHAMBLES.

Not sure that's right, as I believe it has happened before and the IAAF "asked them not to compete".
 




Frutos

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Does she know if number 10 onside or offside?

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Offside.
 


Gritt23

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Ahh, BUT if the no.10 is Rudi Van Nostrilboy running back towards the halfway line, and Scholes (no.8) runs onto the through ball from Giggs then that would be fine.
 


Frutos

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Ahh, BUT if the no.10 is Rudi Van Nostrilboy running back towards the halfway line, and Scholes (no.8) runs onto the through ball from Giggs then that would be fine.

Surely that would depend on whether the ref or lino judged that the Number 10 was interfering with play.
 


vegster

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Just announced that she is " Inter-Gender" which, loosely translated means you can shag her then go for a beer with her afterwards and brag.
 




Gritt23

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Surely that would depend on whether the ref or lino judged that the Number 10 was interfering with play.

It always appeared to me that if it was Van Nostrilboy in a ManUre shirt then they would give him the benefit of the doubt.
 


Brovion

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Does she know if number 10 onside or offside?

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Never mind sides, why is the little blue #1 tiddlywink all alone in that inner box? Has he been taken? Or just been naughty?
 


Frutos

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It always appeared to me that if it was Van Nostrilboy in a ManUre shirt then they would give him the benefit of the doubt.

Good point, well made. :thumbsup:

Never mind sides, why is the little blue #1 tiddlywink all alone in that inner box? Has he been taken? Or just been naughty?

???

He's the goalkeeper, where else would he be?
 




Not sure that's right, as I believe it has happened before and the IAAF "asked them not to compete".

The IAAF haven't thought this through, because now that they have received the results that everyone is expecting, they are convening a panel of 'experts' to discuss it. They don't have a policy on inter-gender competitors, but it should have been the first thing that they were drawing up as soon as she appeared on the scene. It's no good 'asking them not to compete', they need to have a ruddy policy on it. They can't expect the South African athletics board to be the ones to deny her the right to her dream and a living, it has to be a rule from the IAAF.
 




Brovion

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He's the goalkeeper, where else would he be?
Sorry, I thought it was a game of tiddlywinks, my mistake; I can see now that the 'boxes' are actually the penalty area and six yard box, and what I thought were tiddlywinks are actually meant to be the graphical representation of the opposing players.


However ........ IF he's the goalkeeper .... why's he wearing the same color shirt as the outfield players? Eh? Eh?
 






jcdenton08

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I'm not believing anything until I see PROOF.

Sweet, sweet proof.
 






Badger

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Anyway, I don't understand all these expensive tests, Couldn't someone have just watched to see if she/he took a NEWSPAPER into the toilet...

To make extra sure you just need to check the position of the toilet seat when she/he exits said toilet.
 










Hannibal smith

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Surely this is simple. Lock it in a room with the following items

OK Magazine and a Haynes manual
Die Hard and Four Weddings on DVD
Marlboro Lights and some Bubble bath
Lambrini and Old Speckled Hen.

If you go in and she is crying over the annoying fat bloke dying, reading about Jordon and Peter, sipping a glass of wine and smells OK : Bird

If he can build a Puegeot 206 from scratch, smells of beer and fags and is shouting Yipee kayee mother fcuker : Bloke
 




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