[Albion] Carlos Baleba SINGS a 5-year deal

[Mr Bridger]

I'm going to weep if I see one more person thinking "Baleba" is pronounced like "believer" :

Seeing is Belabing.

 

[Peteinblack]

Their in the Premiership, dummy.

They're

 

[schmunk]

They're

That's (part of) the joke...

 

[maltaseagull]

Chelsea could do worse than swoop for both now and save themselves over 100 million next summer

That is far too forward thinking for Chelsea. They plan weeks ahead if that.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Just sold my car to Carlos Balebaaa
Just sold my car to Adam Lallanaaa
Just sold my car to Kaoru Mitomaaa
Just sold my car to Simon Adingraaaa
Just sold my car to James Philip Milnaaa
Just sold my car to Pascal Gross.

Just sold my car to Paul Bar-ber

 

[sparkie]

Just sold my car to Carlos Balebaaa
Just sold my car to Adam Lallanaaa
Just sold my car to Kaoru Mitomaaa
Just sold my car to Simon Adingraaaa
Just sold my car to James Philip Milnaaa
Just sold my car to Pascal Gross.

Just sold my hooptie to Tariq Lamptey.

 

[Davidg1957]

Just sold my car to Carlos Balebaaa
Just sold my car to Adam Lallanaaa
Just sold my car to Kaoru Mitomaaa
Just sold my car to Simon Adingraaaa
Just sold my car to James Philip Milnaaa
Just sold my car to Pascal Gross.

When they retire they’ll do a roaring trade in the second hand car business

 

[Wozza]

I'm going to weep if I see one more person thinking "Baleba" is pronounced like "believer" :

Moder/Skoda.

You can’t fight these things. God knows, I’ve tried.

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

Just sold my car to Carlos Balebaaa
Just sold my car to Adam Lallanaaa
Just sold my car to Kaoru Mitomaaa
Just sold my car to Simon Adingraaaa
Just sold my car to James Philip Milnaaa
Just sold my car to Pascal Gross.

Haven’t sold my car - listed yesterday

 

[DJ NOBO]

What league do Notts Forest play in?

It’s only Notts Forest fans that get cross about Notts Forest being called Notts Forest.
Happy to stick with Notts Forest, thanks.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Exactly what difference does it make what leagues the players we're interested in make?
Are the stats required by our interest algorithm based on the opposition level or on the player concerned individual ability,and potential.
Let's be honest here,when Caciedo was playing for the U21s then loaned out to a league far inferior to the EPL nobody thought just 1 season later he'd be the highest British fee paid for a transfer at 115 million quid.
When we identify a player it's certainly a numbers game and some of them will take time to fulfill the gamble but the club get it right more often than not.

P.S nobody would buy my car.

Same. I reckon if I did take my motor to we buy any car, they would just look at me and say "mate, there has to be some limit somewhere!"

 

[Biscuit]

I've got a mate who lives in a houseboat on the river Deûle.. and he reckons he's shithouse.

 

[Acker79]

I wonder if there is something in...

Carl* Baleba can score
Carl Baleba can hit the ball
I think about it every Saturday**
Spread the ball and score again
Carl Baleba can score

(To 'I Believe I Can Fly'***)

*Of course being a football song I'm sure you could squeeze the extra syllable in and make it 'Carlos Baleba can score'
**I'm aware the traditional Saturday games are less frequent
***Yeah, there is the whole R Kelly of it all

Anyone want to work on lyrics to Robson and Jerome's 'I Believe'?****


(****Yes, I know it's not originally their's but it's sillier if framed as theirs)

 

[wehatepalace]

I wonder if there is something in...

Carl* Baleba can score
Carl Baleba can hit the ball
I think about it every Saturday**
Spread the ball and score again
Carl Baleba can score

(To 'I Believe I Can Fly'***)

My mates a singer/songwriter and he said that is shithouse.

 

[Weststander]

Looks like a quality 6 to me, has all the attributes.



The only suitable chant is yet another variation on Tequila

 

[Guinness Boy]

Haven’t sold my car - listed yesterday

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That reminds me (seeing as how there's a bit of a stalker theme on NSC today). When we bought our car from a place near Holmbush many years ago we were first shown a silver Corsa injection which was probably a similar age, given how long ago we got the thing.

The salesman tried to push it by telling us it had previously been owned by a Brighton player. 'Which one?' I asked. 'Gary Hart'. At which point, assuming he drove like he played, I passed on the Corsa and moved on to another modest hatchback which is still our 'dog and trip to the dump' car. You didn't buy yours off Gary did you?

Any road up, I'm now slightly gutted as my only chance to own an ex-footballer's car has now passed. Somehow I don't think I'm in the market for a second hand blacked out G Wagon.

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

That reminds me (seeing as how there's a bit of a stalker theme on NSC today). When we bought our car from a place near Holmbush many years ago we were first shown a silver Corsa injection which was probably a similar age, given how long ago we got the thing.

The salesman tried to push it by telling us it had previously been owned by a Brighton player. 'Which one?' I asked. 'Gary Hart'. At which point, assuming he drove like he played, I passed on the Corsa and moved on to another modest hatchback which is still our 'dog and trip to the dump' car. You didn't buy yours off Gary did you?

Any road up, I'm now slightly gutted as my only chance to own an ex-footballer's car has now passed. Somehow I don't think I'm in the market for a second hand blacked out G Wagon.

UPDATE - 45 minutes ago
Just sold my car to Jenn-efer !!!


FYI GB - Bought it off a guy named Steve in Lingfield 5 months ago.

 

[El Turi]

Talks have stalled apparently and we are now after Lokonga from Arsenal who would be a massive downgrade.

 

[dazzer6666]

sound source usually…..

 

[macbeth]

lokonga has looked shite every time i’ve seen him play. really disappointed if this is the case