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Carlisle are calling us GAY?



mona

The Glory Game
Jul 9, 2003
5,471
High up on the South Downs.
Sometimes I yearn for the 70s when rival fans either kicked hell out of each other or had a beer and a talk about football. Nowadays it's so boring with the endless repetitive regional insults.
 




Hunting 784561

New member
Jul 8, 2003
3,651
Sometimes I yearn for the 70s when rival fans either kicked hell out of each other or had a beer and a talk about football. Nowadays it's so boring with the endless repetitive regional insults.

But there is plenty of material with Carlisle fans though.

They have 6 fingers on each foot, and are almost Scottish.
 














Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I rather have 6 fingers on each foot than sh1t on the end of my cock

Really?

You've gone to the trouble of registering on a Brighton fans' site and all to post a homophobic comment to a bunch of fans who have heard it all before and quite frankly don't give a f*** about Carlisle. Sorry, but we don't. Your club's only novelty to us is the distance.

That's it. That's all you are to us so thank you for caring about us enough to go to all this trouble and I'm sure it's gonna be a big laugh tomorrow with the rest of the trolley collection crew you work with but honestly...is this how you choose to spend your spare time?

Christ, you really are a dullard.
 




brightonpoofs

New member
Sep 19, 2010
3
I'm thinking of changing my account name, could you give me any tips, just the things i come up with arent very funny, and could do with your help. :shrug:

Your signature is funny enough

In Gus we trust! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Will you remove it when he takes you down? (Don't get excited guys, that doesn't men he's gonna take you down and ram his cock up you arse, it means relegation)
 


Foolg

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Apr 23, 2007
5,024
Really?

You've gone to the trouble of registering on a Brighton fans' site and all to post a homophobic comment to a bunch of fans who have heard it all before and quite frankly don't give a f*** about Carlisle. Sorry, but we don't. Your club's only novelty to us is the distance.

That's it. That's all you are to us so thank you for caring about us enough to go to all this trouble and I'm sure it's gonna be a big laugh tomorrow with the rest of the trolley collection crew you work with but honestly...is this how you choose to spend your spare time?

Christ, you really are a dullard.

Well said.
Always have been and always will be a bit of a nothing club, going nowhere.
 


Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,344
Brighton factually.....
I guess it was a good thing we did not take up Michael Knighton's offer of a ground share then...........

And just what have we ever done to piss you off so much ? :shrug:


And so what if we are all gay down here, maybe its just such a swell place to live, and anyway at least we stick to the same species :sheep:
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
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*snort* her-her. Ah fuckin 'ell man. You wait till you hear what I did last night.

Wassat?

Well, I registered on a BHA fans' forum.

Right.

Yeah, but wait till you hear what my name was.

What?

brightonpoofs. hahahahahaha! what a scream, eh?

right. Why did you do that?

'cause it's funny as hell. Brighton. Poofs. Geddit?

um.....

Brighton....Poofs. It's hilarious.

okay. and what did you post?

Oh, a load of stuff about gays and that. Ah man. I nearly wet myself it was that funny.

Are they rivals then?

What?

Brighton. Are they rivals?

Nah. Not at all.

Okay. So this is how you spent your Sunday evening.

Yeah! It's a f***ing laugh innit!

Yeah. You're a regular Michael McIntyre.

*snort* *guffaw*. Yeah. That showed 'em who's boss.

'Course it did.
 




Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,453
Sussex
Carlisle are a good club , the fans are generally decent.

This blokes a nob but thats it

Sometimes its easy to think that there is nothing outside the internet messageboard as can be seen by NSC opinion to Cardiff / Swindon / Southampto etc etc

Fact are Carlisle are alright, its just this one bloke who is a bit simple. Lets not be as bad and start lumping all of them intogether
 




Martinf

SeenTheBlue&WhiteLight
Mar 13, 2008
2,774
Lewes
Carlisle are a good club , the fans are generally decent.

This blokes a nob but thats it

Sometimes its easy to think that there is nothing outside the internet messageboard as can be seen by NSC opinion to Cardiff / Swindon / Southampto etc etc

Fact are Carlisle are alright, its just this one bloke who is a bit simple. Lets not be as bad and start lumping all of them intogether

Well said. Ignore pig shit for brains. Most supporters are decent at EVERY club but there will always be a minority of idiots.
 


Mar 29, 2010
2,492
Under your skin.
Maybe your mum if she would stop sucking me off :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

obviously i wouldn't murder anyone like you sick interbreeds might

Go Felch your nan. :p

Your mums crack tastes like MINCE.

You are from Scotland.

You live in a houseboat.

You were too ugly to rape, so I beat the shit out of you.

YAY, pointless insults.
 




adrian29uk

New member
Sep 10, 2003
3,389
Carlisle are a good club , the fans are generally decent.

This blokes a nob but thats it

Sometimes its easy to think that there is nothing outside the internet messageboard as can be seen by NSC opinion to Cardiff / Swindon / Southampto etc etc

Fact are Carlisle are alright, its just this one bloke who is a bit simple. Lets not be as bad and start lumping all of them intogether

Exactly. Thing is all the rubbish about being Gay is so boring, change the bloody record and take a look at our fantastic new stadium.
 
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BeepBeepImaJeep

Farewell and adieu....
Jul 5, 2010
96
Canada
didn't these kinda insults like "You're a fudgepacker" stop after we reached the age of 15? Obviously not all of us.

I swear to god did these peoples fathers use their mothers stomach as a punching bag during pregnancy?
 


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