[Humour] Caption time..

[TomandJerry]

Let rip!

(And yes, that is BJ rowing a Kayak).

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[Wrong-Direction]

I'm afraid I didn't bring any protection

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[Fungus]

Did Boris tell you that’s a kayak? Getting loose with his definitions again.

 

[dazzer6666]

Not what I was expecting when I was offered use of a couple of old oars for the afternoon.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Mrs Ahab elopes with Moby Dick.

 

[Wellesley]

"When I asked if I could come on your boat later, this isn't exactly what I meant."

 

[Pavilionaire]

Hms cun*

 

[el punal]

Let rip!

(And yes, that is BJ rowing a Kayak).

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“Come in number 10. Your time is up.”

 

[Is it PotG?]

2 world leaders announce a sensible, mutual agreement against the threat of attack from hostile sources.

 

[METALMICKY]

With any luck it's a recreation of the iconic scene from The Godfather 2 and Boris is Fredo!

 

[Stat Brother]

Blimey you've got a paddle.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

JOKE: Johnson gestures to woman and then steps out the boat, ‘watch this’ he says as he literally walks across the water to dry land.

Woman rows back to shore where she meets a group of journos who heard of Johnson’s miraculous walk. They turn to woman and ask ‘Really, did Johnson WALK on water?’.

Woman looks totally unimpressed and replies ‘Yeah typical useless Johnson, he can’t even swim’.

 

[hart's shirt]

"I'm sorry I haven't a crew."

"We've known that for a while, Boris."

 

[Taybha]

Boris you do realise you should be wearing a life jacket don't you? Bollox to the rules darling let's get fkd up.

 

[monty uk]

"Let me sail you down the river, darling. Just like I've done to every other gullible f***ker in this country."

 

[m@goo]

Useless, self serving, corrupt c*nt in a boat.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Useless, self serving, corrupt c*nt in a boat.

She's very well respected in Sweden actually.

Bit harsh.

 

[banjo]

It’s a works meeting, honesty.

 

[Is it PotG?]

It’s a works meeting, honesty.

Yup, siree.

No beers nor curries here.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Yup, siree.

No beers nor curries here.

"The rate you are going through accounts, I hope you've already started on having a good few lined up ready"