Caption Time 19.03

[Willy Dangle]

Invite your captions.

 

[catfish]

I'm not leaving that Rolex up there, it cost me 25 grand.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

I always thought you were Fergies puppet

 

[vegster]

" You won't forget THIS drug test "

 

[Norman Potting]

I'm not leaving that Rolex up there, it cost me 25 grand.

and another for the splendiferous avatar.

 

[Marxo]

Is it a vole or a gerbil?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Out you come Lemmiwinks! Uncle Carlos is off to play Golf for a couple of months...

 

[cw00]

captions aside - wtf is tevez REALLY doing?!

 

[I am the Walrus]

Carlos, are you sure that gerbils toothless?

 

[shaolinpunk]

Welcome to Manchester

 

[sydney]

theees is for snapping the head off my maradonna soap on a rope last year you eeenglish fffffffaggot.

 

[Trigger]

"Oh, sorry, I thought you were Ashley Cole."

 

[GingerBeerMan]

haha! Looks like his hand is going up his arse

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Come out Neville! Come out here and fight like a man!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Ferd to Tevez - "When I said make a fist of it, I meant the race for the Premiership title"

 

[Seasider78]

.......and cough

 

[Randsta]

Sweet corn again!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Oi! Ref! Where's the free kick? That was clearly hand to bowel!"

 

[Hampden Park]

shift over a bit team mates, room for a small one

 

[banjo]

Stop being such a pussy, Rooney can take both fist.