[Misc] Caption Contest...

[Eeyore]

 

[Juan Albion]

"And then he said I smelled of fish!"

 

[Stat Brother]

Pelican brief rest.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

I'll show them a bench mark

 

[AZ Gull]

If you see a monkey on a motorbike, get the **** out of here.

 

[Goldstone1976]

“Back off - that’s nothing like 2m”

 

[Is it PotG?]

So I took her to this posh restaurant, you should have seen the size of the bill

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Social distancing? What’s that then?

 

[el punal]

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“Anyway, I was down the pub last night - don’t tell anyone, there was a lock-in - and this bloke said we’re after a defender called Ben White from Leeds, and we’re putting in an offer of £10 million.”

 

[Insel affe]

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Look fellas, I’m not kind of guy....

:safeway:

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Cheer up folks, why the long faces?

 

[Is it PotG?]

So matey says they're going to name a road crossing after me, so I said 'What....Colin?'

 

[Icy Gull]

N,N,N and N

 

[The Wookiee]

I told him you cant eat that snooker triangle

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

“My favourite players? Pele and Can, obviously.”

 

[Hugo Rune]

“Part one of the human Armageddon plan is working brilliantly, soon our Alien allies will arrive and we’ll wipe them out completely. The voyeur Bill Oddie and mass murderer Bernard Matthews will be first against the wall.”

 

[pearl]

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does my bum look big in this?

 

[banjo]

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Right! What have we told you before we let you fly the nest children?

Don’t eat bats Mum & Dad.

That right, look what it’s done to those stupid *****.

 

[marlowe]

If they introduce a compulsory mask policy we'll be in trouble.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

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If they introduce a compulsory mask policy we'll be in trouble.

Now that is really good

TNBA

TTF