Caption contest.

[Prodigal Son]

Go:

In the interests of self preservation and Health and Safety, Nooney and Buckley poiltely decline Dicker's request for a partner for some "trap and pass" practice.

 

[banjo]

Quick Noonie i've just dropped my guts don't tell Dicker.

 

[kevtherev]

Quick, Frankie and Wayne are dogging in the car park...

 

[misterspatch]

The Jaguar is released to entice a break in the deadlock.

 

[Marxo]

I asked Bob Dylan and he said: 'Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine)'.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Dicker relieved that he got wind of Charlie's rib-tickling plan to introduce an impromptu game of 'Statues' to pre-season training.

 

[brightn'ove]

"Piss off dicker you aren't doing in our feet too"

 

[SeagullSongs]

Edit: Wrong thread. That's a new one for me.

 

[Knightsworld]

Runaround NOW

 

[albion534]

The Chelsea physio just stepped off the coach....

 

[Willy Dangle]

Players rush back to their lockers as rumours spread that Rio has tweeted again.

 

[pasty]

Quick, if we get in the queue now we might just get a Balti Pie on Saturday