[Humour] Caption Competition.

[AmexRuislip]

That sand does get everywhere Dan!

 

[Red Squirrel]

sorry love, I just let a Farti go

 

[Scappa]

"So what they'll do is strap your arm to a wooden board and in a single swing lop a couple of fingers off. Over in a moment - you'll barely feel a thing"

 

[hart's shirt]

"Don't worry, Dan. Even though we lost, we'll still be getting lashed."

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Anyway, my parents are coming over and you said you'd decorate the spare bedroom....

 

[Nobby]

Look Mr Cashworth. You always knew it would be a big risk.
I would wear a cravat, to be honest.

They won’t be able to find you in Gateshead hopefully.

 

[Wokeworrier]

Money can buy my soul but it still can't guarantee results ..

 

[portlock seagull]

“We can go together Dan. I didn’t realise the Crown Prince had invited you to the Embassy as well…”

 

[Sirnormangall]

Oh Dan, just think, if you’d stayed you could have been a part of this

 

[BNthree]

“Well they do say money can’t buy everything”

 

[Winker]

"I told you £1Bn wasn't enough"

 

[WhingForPresident]

Some things money can't buy. Football isn't one of them. The Amex.