Caption. competition!!

[AmexRuislip]

It's inevitable Jurgen, you will end sounding like me in the end!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Jurgen as stumped for witty caption as the rest of us'

 

[studio150]

Come-on Jamie go and sit on the bench, I don't need an assistant for the tactics screen

 

[Insel affe]

pony I know...

 

[Arthritic Toe]

How the hell do you blow those stars out of your ears like that Jergen?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

'Jurgen, Kloppers, mate, I'm just saying I could do a job, I'm better than that Sakho clown'

 

[Dick Head]

Of course we're not going to bail out Deutsche Bank, we voted leave.

 

[driller]

Eh calm down calm down

 

[fat old seagull]

!

Stop being such a baby Jurgen, you know the rules. You lose the toss, they have two goals to aim at!

 

[tiberious]

It's inevitable Jurgen, you will end sounding like me in the end!

Its quite simple we ask big Sam how we can cheat third party ownership rules and get a free player and a big bag of cash...whats not to like ?

 

[Mr Bridger]

Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
Vor uns liegt ein weites lad
Die sonne scheint mit glitzerstrahl
Die fowler ist ein graues band
Weisse scouse, gruener rand
Jetzt schalten wir das radio an
Aus dem lautsprecher klingt es daglish:
Wir fahr'n auf der Autobahn

 

[Goldstone1976]

I'm telling you; another 10 years and your hair is going to look like Donald Trump's.

 

[LlcoolJ]

"I just luv a berd with a reely big fat ass, don't yew Jergen? I reely luv em, y'now? Like when ye can just grab em, like this, y'now. Jergen? Ooh, luv em I do mate."

"What? What's the problim? Ye wernt filming then were ye? Of#ck, Jergen! Sorry lad, come back a minute la...."

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Is Jurgen thinking 'not only does this scouse tw*t talk crap he also has a lump of it on his head'

 

[The Albion Roar]

So Jurgen, we've got the badges on the board behind me - for five points, pick a category.

 

[Easy 10]

"Why the fvck did I agree to this. I could've been balls-deep with the missus right now, instead of listening to this scouse dogwhistle all night".

 

[Eeyore]

So Jurgen, we've got the badges on the board behind me - for five points, pick a category.

"I'll pick 'managers sacked before Christmas' then"

"So that leaves five badges"

 

[pasty]

Jurgen: Can somebody please translate what the f*** this bloke is saying

 

[Monkster]

"Dey do dough, don't dey dough"

 

[Notters]

Own up. Who threw the palace Frisbee at my head?