[News] Caption Competition

[JC Footy Genius]

"Your renegotiation demands are hilarious David"

"Your open door refugee policy is even funnier Angela"

 

[dazzer6666]

'Have you ever had a paper cut on your knob ?'
'No, only a pig'

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

DC: I'm thinking about getting one of those pants suits. But they say they don't make them for men.

AM: It would never happen in Germany.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

You're way more Kranky than Nicola.

And I like it,

 

[Wrong-Direction]

"I just looked at my bank balance"
"I know, its hilerious how many people think the country has no money!"

 

[8ace]

DC: "were loose"
AM: "your mum"

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

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Yes, that really is the Greek parliament in there. And if I click my fingers they all do a little dance for me.

 

[Fungus]

Go home, wave this paper, and tell them "I have returned from Germany with peace for our time".

 

[looney]

DC: something about you being short round and pink I like but cant quite put my finger on it.

AM: Are you sure its your finger you want on it? Oink Oink.

 

[banjo]

Have you shit?
DC. Yes.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Have you ever had a paper cut on your knob?

Yes David, I have.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

DC .......Open wide Miss Piggy

 

[grummitts gloves]

"David, don't you think the expansion of Heathrow will ruin air quality?"

" Why Angela? Are VW now supplying aircraft engines?"

 

[grummitts gloves]

"Ooh look David, Hogroast on the menu for the conference dinner tonight".

 

[Wrong-Direction]

DC: something about you being short round and pink I like but cant quite put my finger on it.

AM: Are you sure its your finger you want on it? Oink Oink.

Haha

 

[el punal]

Dave: Tell me, Angela, when you have sex do you squeal or do you grunt?

 

[el punal]

"Ooh look David, Hogroast on the menu for the conference dinner tonight".

Get in there!

 

[goldstone68]

If it does not go down David this instant, I'll wack it with this !

 

[AmexRuislip]

DC to AM - You have something on your chin.
DC - No not that one, the other one.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

'Is this 'smiling' thing hurting you as much as it is me?'