Caption competition

[Stat Brother]

It's actually Peter Kennaugh winning the Tour of Austria yesterday, his prize being a 3 foot long sausage.

 

[MarioOrlandi]

"Ok girls you can share it"

 

[Meade's Ball]

It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.

 

[Uncle C]

I'm smiling politely, but you know where you can stick it.

 

[Notters]

"I'll still keep going up Ditchling Beacon without or without sausage prizes"

Oh, and ynyn

 

[Goldstone1976]

Do you think that if I hold it up here I can stop the B'stard behind me stealing it?

 

[greyseagull]

"I told you all I didn't eat any of the corn"

 

[martin tyler]

Anyone want a nibble of my sausage?

 

[Pavilionaire]

"And the Wiener is..."

 

[ditchy]

look at the size of the poo i have been doing with my new all bran diet

 

[ElectricNaz]

"I'd love to give those girls my 3 foot long sausage... and then I might show them my willy as well"

 

[rool]

Despite his best efforts Peter was unable to follow Sky's instructions and cover every other sponsor on the board.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Imagine the size of the "mule" that smuggled that into the country. Only a weeks supply too.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Wurst.....Prize....Ever!!!
(in a Simpsons comic book man stylee)

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Zwei madchen eine kleine "saddle sore" heute abend, ja?!?"

 

[Dan Aitch]

Woman with arm growing out of her back admits sausage-fiddling after incriminating photo is released.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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It's actually Peter Kennaugh winning the Tour of Austria yesterday, his prize being a 3 foot long sausage.

Looks more like he's won Le Turd De France.

 

[banjo]

Put the blindfold on so I can pin the tail on the donkey

 

[El Sid]

Peddler banned for taking Viagra - but he don't give a shit.

 

[Dick Head]

Riders in the Tour of Austria typically consume 5,000 to 6,000 calories a day.