Caption Competition

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'm a little teapot ........

 

[AmexRuislip]

What do you think our Roy is saying here??

“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”

 

[Winker]

"Is that Coleen's sports bra you're wearing?"

 

[The Tactician]

My fairy Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory. I can't remember my response...

 

[BN9 BHA]

OK Wayne, I'll ask you one last time: where's my hubcaps?

Some brilliant captions on this thread but yours has made me really chuckle.

 

[Luke93]

"When I move my hand, I want you to show me your best distressed striker impression"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wayne, you earn more in a day than many millions will earn in a lifetime. Your annual pay package would go a long way towards providing a whole community, here in Brazil, with fresh water, sanitation, essential medical supplies and facilities. At least try and look like a footballer, you utter turd.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I'm a little teapot ........

Lots of funny captions, but for me this is the winner. I think it's the surreal nature that does it for me.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Did you know you have a coin behind your ear?

 

[beakyburn]

What do you think our Roy is saying here??

I feel so superior to you now I am standing on this box.