Caption competition

[Herr Tubthumper]

George Osborne sits down at his desk with his most senior advisors to work on the next budget

 

[StonehamPark]

The Conservative Party organizes work placements for it's MP's.
Photo: George Osborne gains work experience as Birthday Party Co-Ordinator.

 

[rool]

and at night in the dormitory we used to take the tampon out of the tube like this and stick them up each others bottom

 

[Jack Straw]

You're smaller than you look on the telly, Nelson.

 

[Nibble]

Osbourne makes special edition crackers for his chums in government. Each one includes bizarre 1920's black house slave.

 

[Lankyseagull]

In an effort to advance his political career, Osbourne defects to the Children's Party, although his proposed policy for taxation on jelly & ice cream is not universally welcomed.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Chancellor George Osbourne takes part in a Christmas-themed photo opportunity with children.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

"We'll have to work until we are HOW old until we can get a state pension?"

 

[Creaky]

I said I wanted a CLACKER!

 

[Mo Gosfield]

" Hello Alvin....when are you on tv next? I love your programmes about money-saving. "

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Leon Knight not impressed by the clown with a cracker

 

[Return of the Rev]

I'll stop sitting on your mum if you pull my cracker!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'You're MY wife now...'

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Ed Balls sends in his new team for a more intellectual response to the budget.

 

[Bry Nylon]

George Osbourne: "Leon Knight; you're alright "

 

[Nibble]

"Are we making crackers George?"

"Nope. I've slashed the school budget. This is your lunch. I hope you like crayons and cardboard 'cos that's what you're having"

 

[The Large One]

Osborne: "And I'm going to offer this cracker to a child who won't be a mugger or a benefit scrounger..."

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Please sir, have you come to help tidy up?"

"Now young man, I think you know as well as I that this mess was created by the last Labour administration."

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You'd be doing this for me, if it wasn't for that blasted Mandela.

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

"When I was at school, the boards were black and the children were white."