Caption competition

[Mackenzie]

The Crystals were relieved that they weren't the only ropey looking birds at Selhurst.

 

[The Large One]

Post-retirement Brian Kilcline struggles with the birds and the booze

 

[salty seagull]

<eagle> "f*** off Santa, I am NOT a turkey!"

<Santa> " Maybe not, but your gonna get stuffed in December."

 

[1swedegull]

eagle to the fat f*ck : could you have brought me to any place quieter ?

 

[Return of the Rev]

Go catch us another seagull i'm starving said santa seagulleater!

 

[Twizzle]

That's not one of my talons you are holding

 

[bomber130]

Is the Eagle saying "please put me back in the caravan now"[/QUOT

dont we both look like a pair of cxxts

 

[TheMajor]

The Eagle is saying " Feck me - locked in for our own safety again !"

 

[Thunder Bolt]

<eagle> "f*** off Santa, I am NOT a turkey!"

<Santa> " Maybe not, but your gonna get stuffed in December."

The winner.

 

[Winker]

"Ken Bates hints at the next club he is going to shaft"