Caption competition

[NMH]

Lehman was known to get his mental attitude focused, early in the game

(think; this kid is the keeper's mascot)

 

[pasty]

Leon Knight was today shown a pre-match red card after leaping like a salmon and headbutting the oppositions mascot.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Honey, I shrank Dean Ashton.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

After poking little Timmy sqaure in the eye, the out of control, boom-weilding sound technician moved on to claim his next victim...

 

[GNF on Tour]

Young fan in tears at the news his dad has volunteered him to be Harty's special guest on the Phone-In.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tiny orange-jacketed men poke young fan in arm with giant needle

 

[Hampden Park]

bollocks, wrong game

 

[Trufflehound]

You know you're getting old when it's not only the police that start looking young, but Paul Gascoigne does too.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

News filters through to the Stockport County striker that partner Kevin Francis has been sold.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The young Palace mascot shouldn't have looked upwards as a crow flies over Selhurst Park.

 

[NMH]

You know you're getting old when it's not only the police that start looking young, but Paul Gascoigne does too.

Winner, for me.