Caption Competition

[Barrel of Fun]

 

[Horsham Gull]

Dick Knight invites ginger midget to open the new stadium at Falmer

 

[The Oldman]

Up yours Brighton Fans. I support Man U!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

After spending all their money on building a new stadium, Brighton and Hove Albion forgot to budget for a pair of scissors to cut the ribbon.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Dr Krankie McScissorhands emerges from pod to slice Bubya Bush's bloody tapeworm heart.

 

[Hampden Park]

two more delays and then i'll cut it

 

[magoo]

the mini Cherie Blair clones are a roaring success!

 

[Seagulltonian]

"What do you mean there's going to be another delay, because we forgot to apply for planning permission for the scissors!!"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'You wont catch ME cutting through the red tape'