Caption competition. The Rt Hon Eric Pickles MP

[desprateseagull]

my bill for pies was this long..

 

[horshamite]

If my penis was this much bigger I'd be able to view it for the first time this century. (With apologies to 81jamie)

 

[cheshunt seagull]

In Yorkshire that's considered small

 

[Cloggie]

I swear when Maggie used to take us from behind her weapon was this big.

 

[beakyburn]

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Don't be stupid. Use me as a sandbag indeed.

 

[Daffy Duck]

When I WENT for a FULL English with ENREST last week, his SAUSAGE was this BIG!

 

[Norman Potting]

When I WENT for a FULL English with ENREST last week, his SAUSAGE was this BIG!

Winner!

 

[AmexRuislip]

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Yes thats right Bill Turnbull, the hotel I was staying at in the Somerset Levels had a bath with a plug this big.

 

[smeariestbat]

If i were pinocchio, my nose would be this long.

 

[glasfryn]

I swear when Maggie used to take us from behind her weapon was this big.

don't think he was a tory in her reign well he might have been but he was a member of the Labour party and I think they were glad to get rid of him

 

[Hyperion]

Seagulls swoop to steel Eric's Hot Dog - Sauce Unknown

 

[Taybha]

Ross Mccormack admits Upson had him in his humongous pocket all night long

 

[drew]

don't think he was a tory in her reign well he might have been but he was a member of the Labour party and I think they were glad to get rid of him

When was he a member of the labour party then? According to Wiki, he's been a Tory since the age of 16!

 

[glasfryn]

When was he a member of the labour party then? According to Wiki, he's been a Tory since the age of 16!

you are correct, I obviously have him mixed up with someone else, it does not make him any less of a know though
another member of the tory party who started off in the labour party mr portilo........who I rather like and could never understand why he left politics ?