Caption competition (take your mind of THINGS)

[AmexRuislip]

Work starts on Palarse new stadium extension.

"Excuse me mister, where's that Mr Pardew buried"

 

[dazzer6666]

You'll never build anything with kids

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Fatboy Slim unveils new range of Birds Eye Potato Waffles in the Family Stand

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I was going to build a wall but Norwich came in at the last minute and stole the rest of my bricks

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Poor bullied lad contemplates the future, wondering why he has to be the only pupil STILL having to wear shorts. Miss Landolfi, the Geography teacher, admires his knees.

 

[The Clamp]

I'm afraid this is the last brick we can afford after trying to pay back our debts.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

"Kids and adults opt to be buried alive behind brick walls rather than watch Palace".

 

[BBassic]

"That's right kids, by not paying our debts (twice) we can afford these lovely bricks"

 

[studio150]

With the EU workers sent home following the out vote, children are drafted in to make up the workforce.

British bricklayers moan as the pocket money wages are undercutting them

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Blond lad, shirt and tie> "Hey mister, you're wall's sh1t and your shirt's fvcking sh1t! too"

 

[SUA Seagull]

Kids (re Pardew): “Damn. We only came here to watch a pr*ck get covered in cement, but we obviously misread the invitation!”

 

[Jack Straw]

Sarah was more interested in watching Tristram playing Pocket Billiards than watching the brick-laying demonstration.

 

[Return of the Rev]

HEY! Teacher! leave them kids alone.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

I didnt know Nelson Mandella was a bricklayer!

 

[Mayonaise]

The man explains to the next generation that we need to rebuild the area because the local idiots burned down the last one!

 

[Spicy]

Another brick in the wall, another nail in the coffin for Palace in the Premiership.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Trump lays the first bricks in his Mexican wall as a goodwill gesture

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[essbee]

Bricklayer in fancy shirt:

"I've come all the way from Bermuda to build this fu**ing wall, the least you could do is help"

 

[Lurchy]

"Now kids, you probably haven't seen one of these before but this thing in my hand is a brick. If you ever move out of a caravan and into a house, chances are it will be built of them."

 

[SUA Seagull]

Kids (re Pardew): “Damn. We only came here to watch a pr*ck get covered in cement, but we obviously misread the invitation!”

Kids (again): "We came here to see Richie Towell not some titchy trowel."