Caption competition, please.

[Not Andy Naylor]

Oh ERNEST, can't we just go BACK to meeting in the CLIFTONVILLE like we used to?

 

[vegster]

" Tun-ight you're mine completely...."

 

[dennis]

From one old trout to another

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"So, Helena, what first attracted you to the millionaire Mesut Özil?"

 

[Winker]

"Somefin tells me somefins gonna happen tonight...."

 

[Wellesley]

"I've seen pollock with bigger tits than you."

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Helena tries out a new product from the Ann Summers Spring catalogue.

 

[Nitram]

Although I'm used to squeezing into a can I'm definitely preferring the box option

 

[Stato]

Tim Burton to direct 'Hammer Of The Gods' adaptation.

 

[clungemeister]

" do darling i said i wanted you to fill it...!!"