Caption competition, please.

[AmexRuislip]

Off you go.................

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Helena Bonham Carter hugs dead tuna.

 

[Justice]

I had no idea humans also stink of fish

 

[dazzer6666]

Do you want chips with that love ?

 

[Mowgli37]

Tim Burton moves into photography.

 

[Dan Aitch]

For crying out loud, love... that's not exactly the mayonnaise I was after...

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Any idea how Grimsby got on?

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Quick, if my husband catches us he is going to batter you.

 

[Dolph Ins]

That's where the smell comes from

 

[Hugo Rune]

Ian Dowie's conception.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

N Y

 

[Arun1664]

Harriet was delighted that the medication had got rid of her crabs, but there was still a problem to be dealt with.

 

[brightn'ove]

This time, the makeup made Johnny Depp look almost unrecognisable.

 

[brightn'ove]

"I told her to buy Big Fish, not A big fish!"

 

[Dick Head]

Give Helena Bonham Carter a fish and she'll eat for quite a lot of days.

 

[banjo]

What's that Flipper? Dads stuck down a mine.

 

[StonehamPark]

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Any oppertunaty to get in front of the camera.

 

[Postman Pat]

Your Plaice or mine.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

I've haddock up to here with these caption competitions...

 

[FamilyGuy]

That's all the evidence you need to prove the old theory: There's only two things that smell of fish - and one of them's fish.