Caption Competition Part 73569

[Mendoza]

 

[The Large One]

Jordan reveals reason for new series with Peter Andre

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Jordan in wearing pants in public shock.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Former page 3 model falls for silly con.

 

[Buzzer]

Jordan reveals what she'll be wearing when she jig-a-jigs on me to become number 9 on the list.

 

[The Large One]

Brighton always had its knockers.

 

[Buzzer]

Jordan in tasteful strip shocker

 

[Barrel of Fun]

New Brighton signing provides a welcome boost upfront.

 

[Mendoza]

Bleached blond hair, orange fake tan, big tit - Seagulls tried to out do Eagles orange Jordan counterpart

 

[Silent Bob]

Simon Jordan completes Brighton takeover.

 

[Buzzer]

Oh look it's a shiny tacky thing......with a Brighton top

 

[Spider]

Jonny Dixon and Joe Gatting felt their time was up as a brand new pair of tits came signed up.

 

[Sir Sarcy]

Jordan gratefull for the advice Monica Lewinsky gave her!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Gary Lineker's drag act had everybody fooled