[Humour] Caption comp.......

[AmexRuislip]

Paul: "This is where my satnav said Bookers cash and carry was in Brighton"

Poch: "Keep still and no one will notice"

 

[banjo]

Who are we looking at to over pay for this time?

 

[Jack Straw]

Did you know Totti has pineapple on his pizza, Poch?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Poch, did you shower this morning?

 

[Poyningsgull]

Why is this thread under 'humour'

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Why is this thread under 'humour'

Captions are meant to be funny?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

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Gary: "This is where my satnav said Bookers cash and carry was in Brighton"

Poch: "Keep still and no one will notice"

Who is Gary?

 

[Poyningsgull]

Captions are meant to be funny?

So what happened.?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Keep your hands together we don’t want to accidentally shake Tony Bloom’s hand and find it’s cost us another £100 million

 

[AmexRuislip]

Who is Gary?

Sshhh!
I have a friend called Gary Winstanley.
Now changed....

 

[el punal]

“What position does T.Lady play in?”

 

[AmexRuislip]

So what happened.?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

'Chelsea's manager Mauricio Pochettino (left) and co-sporting director Paul Winstanley were at the Amex Stadium, watching Brighton take on Roma'

 

[Gazwag]

Poch - "I've forgotten, am I a O or a X"

PW - "FFS, you're crap at everything"

 

[Weststander]

Poch "Why did all the other VIP's get pre match wine and dining? I'm fkn starving".

Wankstanley "I wonder what price they'd accept for the police security box?".

 

[jcdenton08]

'Chelsea's manager Mauricio Pochettino (left) and co-sporting director Paul Winstanley were at the Amex Stadium, watching Brighton take on Roma'

Love it, witty, succinct, stylish.

 

[Chicken Run]

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Who are we looking at to over pay for this time?

Thank god the no dickhead rule was relaxed for this game

 

[Mr Bridger]

'Even their bloody seats are better than ours, put a bid in for them all'

 

[Albion my Albion]

Winstanley: I thought I told you the loo is just behind the door on the left. Please don't keep farting. The Albion have a lot nicer loo paper than Chelsea.

Poch: Ooops, sorry, did it again. What's nice loo paper? I use the Chelsea fan's loo so the players don't actually think I give a sh!t.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Why is this thread under 'humour'

Because most of you don't know how to spell humor.